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Oh no!

Abstract story telling is fun :D

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@ roceit shippers

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Dark side logan is sexy and all but we need to seperate fannon from cannon team,

ok not to engage with sanders sides on main but anyways: when i see people who really, actually do believe that canonverse logan should ‘become a dark side and go apeshit’, it kind of makes me realize that none of you like. actually know 1. his character and 2. his conflict like, not to be overdramatic, but literally everyone in canonverse sanders sides has had beef with logan at some point. like, the light sides don’t like it when they dont give them the answers they like (and plus they’ve repeatedly clowned on him (roman especially)), janus impersonated and silenced him multiple times, remus probably fuckin hates the dude since he’s the only one who can put him in his place, like, if i’m being honest, the only one who probably hasn’t outright hated logan at any point is virgil, and even then they’d still argue at some point because like. let’s be honest, virgil and logan do directly counter each other at the point. everyone, not just the light sides, but EVERYONE, is uncomfortable with logan at some point. when you’re in an environment like that, you don’t just lash out. you don’t ‘go apeshit’ and you don’t try to pick sides(pun not intended) with that sort of shit. you shut yourself in. you force everyone out and you seclude yourself from everyone because the only person who hasn’t hurt you is you. it’s not the breakdown that we see from roman and virgil. it’s not a “i thought i was your hero” or a “i was one of them”. but it’s still a breakdown. just slower. less noticeable. not a lightning flash. a slow, slow flood. and the saddest part of it all is that no one notices, because he doesn’t express himself in the way that other people do. he doesn’t emote like he used to anymore because he got mocked for it, and he got rid of it as a survival tactic. but now that he doesn’t emote or show anything about how he really is, they don’t know how he’s doing. and they never check in like they do with the others because, unfortunately, there’s sort of a part of all of them that don’t… really care how logan’s doing. i mean, look at the line from the puzzle song: “no one wants to be a joke-” “but a life without jokes is incomplete” i’m not gonna include virgil in this because i watched the scene over and over again, and virgil was clearly taken aback by the line, so he clearly didn’t expect it. he was interrupted by character thomas, patton, and roman. so the latter three all acknowledge that yes, they do treat logan like a joke, and then they continue to do it. and that’s fucked up! that is some fucked up shit that they said to logan! and it bothered me from the moment the song came out that everyone treated that line like it was NORMAL, because it’s not! that is a blatant normalization of their mistreatment of logan, and that’s fucked up! and to be honest, i thought svs:r was going to be the thing that made everyone realize it? as the story progresses, we see logan distancing himself more and more from, well, everyone to the point where he’s not even physically present anymore. but i guess everyone else, just like all of the other sides, didn’t really get that. by the way, this isn’t me saying that all the sides are terrible and me saying that i think that all of them are canonically unsympathetic and that logan is free from all wrongdoing. they’re not, he’s not, and they shouldn’t be. they’re flawed, incomplete sides of one single person, that wouldn’t make any logical sense. i’m just a dumb logan fan that wants better for him, and i’m incoherently writing long posts at mignight about how much i want that for him.  anyways i hope this is coherent enough to read later bc im tired and i’m not going to proofread this i’m just gonna send it in queue and hope that you all can understand me. ill talk about how much i love logan and virgli’s interactions in the series later. maybe. depends on how y’all are like when i post this.

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ik this is very out of nowhere ask but honest to god i think youre the only person in this fandom who could see the appeal of 2016/7!thomas with 2020!sides and vise versa... i think about it all the time but i have no one to talk about it with. I just had to say it to someone before I went crazy

[clasps hands together] RIGHT. so. obviously for the sake of this we’re ignoring the fact that thomas is the sides and vice versa and any change to one would mean a change to the other (e.g. 2020!thomas’s sides would change to reflect him in that moment, probably) - that’s cool and good, i just needed to get this out of the way. presumably this is like a time travel thing, or maybe we’re just doing a casual hand-wavey magical swappage thing. i don’t think the exact details matter. Let's get straight to the juicy stuff.

2020!Thomas, og sides:

Current Thomas is, paradoxically, somehow More Balanced than his 2016 counterpart AND a million times worse off, mental health-wise

Fuck imagine how completely baffled Janus would be that Thomas not only knows of his existence but also his NAME.

Thomas, despite being very confused and kind of frightened (they're all wearing their old costumes?? They're all referring to each other by DAD and ANXIETY and LOGIC what's going ON) is kind of absolutely delighted that for once, he knows many things that his Sides do not. Especially Janus. He gets to be cryptic and ominous towards Janus. He probably shouldn't be enjoying this as much as he is

I like to image Remus had been carefully saving up all of his best material (including his big musical number) for his grand entrance in DWIT. Which is why he's kind of bewildered when (after being summoned so, so much earlier than he ever thought he would be) Thomas only just kind of winces at 'have you ever imagined killing your own brother' and shapeshifted Joan eating a severed hand. I mean, rude? What's going on - wait, is Thomas harmonizing with the gory bits in Forbidden Fruit? Nevermind, this fucking rocks he's all for it

Current!Thomas: :D!! VIRGIL!!! 2016!Virgil, who is a grumpy sardonic cagey edgelord who's never known anything but mildly disgusted antagonism between him and Thomas: fucking what

Thomas is so weirdly nice to Anxiety that literally everybody there is suspicious. Are we sure this is Thomas. Is Thomas having some sort of weird midlife crisis.

Thomas, who has been keeping an obsessive list in his head of Literally Everything That's Gone Wrong In His Life Over The Last Four Years: okay so first of all we're going to have a serious talk about dealing with repression, but the moment we're done with that we're going to mess with the timeline so that my friends' wedding falls on any day but the homestuck day -

current!sides, 2016!Thomas:

Obligatory 'what the fuck who are these new people and what are these new outfits and WHY DO YOU ALL SUDDENLY HAVE NAMES I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST A FUN GOOFY QUIRKY THING OF MINE' but that's kind of obvious

Virgil: hey so Thomas: ! anxiety >:(((

Virgil, suddenly recalling all of his character development over the past few years: oh boy. Well, this isn't going to be fun at all huh

Roman trying to make the most of fouryearsago!Thomas to spend time with him and impress them because at this point Roman Is Still His Hero and he doesn't want to let that go

Logan, who has been keeping meticulous records of Thomas's Recent Downwards Mental Health Spiral For The Last Four Years: My Time Has Come. Thomas, here's what you need to do -

Patton, who is fully aware how skewed his perspective has been and how much that's affected Thomas's mental health: okay, kiddo. Time to have a very very long talk about not relying on my morality perspective

Roman: oh and don't bother trying to get a new location for filming, the echo in the Mind Palace set fuckin sucks

Remus gets a second chance at doing an intro, and he is living for it because now he can fix literally every little thing about DWIT that he ever thought about changing, and also crank the dial up to one million now that he knows how Thomas is going to react. Almost nobody else is as enthusiastic about this as he is

Thomas: and who's this guy Janus: i am your overwhelming honesty and also your favorite, hello Virgil: >:|

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They’re best friends in my head y’all. It’s awesome in here. 🌟🐍

Not that I’m making excuses for myself.. but I did warn beforehand these comics had gotten a bit long.

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idk if you're still in the fandom and if not feel free to ignore!! but my fav headcanon,,,, is virgil with freckles,,,, pale baby doesn't tan,,,,,,,,,,, just gets more freckles all over his cute lil face,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

freckle bab!!!!

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kidnapper: we have your son

Janus: which one

Kidnapper: He wears mostly black, he has partially dyed hair, and he seems angry

Janus: I’m gonna need a little more detail

Kidnapper: okay? He’s got a mustache

Janus: Ohhhhh you have Remus

Kidnapper: yes

Janus: yeah, you don’t have him. he has you. Good luck!

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Change of plans

Short IntruLogical comic, because Remus is a romantically-confused table rag and I mean that in the best way. (Click for better resolution)

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Oh look, new fandom

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YES ME

Yes! I do kin and stan Roman AND Remus! YES! I do simp for Logan and Janus! And yes my favorite ships are Rociet, Logince, Intrulogical and Demus.

What of it?

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Logan, carrying an unconscious Patton: Can you do me a weird favor without asking?

Remus, holding a trash bag: Is that not the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

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Me, shipping intrulogical as a ‘joke’ but then having it become one of my OTPs:

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the appeal of intrulogical....... remus is absolutely the type of person to come up with stupidly dangerous experiments........ like dropping a bowling ball on bone.... or maybe burning gasoline and plastic and u KNOW no one would actually do that w him

but then you have logan "i love science" sanders and HE WOULD and i think that's incredibly sexy of them.

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Got bored, sketched some roceit cause Janus's cane and gloves look fun

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Just a little creativitwins thing

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Roman, setting down a card: Ace of spades!

Virgil, pulling an uno card: +4!

Patton, pulling out a Pokemon card: Pikachu, I choose you!

Janus: W-what are we playing?

Logan, reading in the corner: They call it “Chaos Cards”, you can bet with monopoly money. You’ll get used to it.

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I was absolutely determined to finish this before bedtime. -.- My only regret is I had the canvas flipped when I did Remus, and I swished the part to the wrong side of his head (ssshhhh it’s fine, he’s chaotic like that). Anyway, I love Patton and I think everyone else should too. Now that the dark sides are friends, they’ll have to learn how to share. :3