Scenes I need...
Peter Parker: -on meeting Loki, offers his hand- Hi, I'm Peter!
Loki: -shakes his hand- Loki of Asgard.
Peter: Aren't you like...a bad guy?
Loki: It varies from moment to moment.
Peter: So like...on a scale of one to ten, ten being the worst evil imaginable, like...killing puppies, and one being I'll spit on your hotdog...where are you right now?
Loki: ...maybe a three?
Peter: Cool. Lemme know if it gets above a six.
Loki: -thinking- I like him.
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Loki, trying to make toast: How do I WORK THIS CONTRAPTION.
Y/n, jokingly: It’s voice activated.
Loki: *looks at you then back at the toaster* Prepare me some toast.
Loki, scowling: I said PREPARE ME TOAST.
Loki, shaking the toaster: BAKE ME BREAD, DAMNIT.
Tony, slowly walking up: *pulls down the lever on the toaster*
Tony: *walks away*
Loki: *glares at you*
Y/n, fighting through fits of laughter: I’m sorry.
Loki: I’ll get you back for that.
Y/n: *stops laughing* Wait no I didn’t want-
Loki, smiling: It’s too late now, y/n. The games have begun.
Loki, grabbing his toast: *walks out*
Y/n: ...shit.
*the next day*
Thor: You aren’t the least bit worried about Loki?
Y/n, getting some ice cream from the freezer: No, why should I be?
Thor: Well-
Y/n: *grabs a spoon and dips it into the container*
Y/n: *spits it out* WHAT.
Y/n: *looks into the container* Is this..MAYO.
Loki, appearing from nowhere: *winks* You shouldn’t have challenged me, y/n.
Y/n, tossing the ice cream bin at him: I’ll get you back.
Loki, smirking: I’d LOVE to see you try...
*2 days later*
Y/n, in Loki’s room: *replaces all the shampoo in Loki’s bottles with glue*
Y/n, stifling a laugh: *runs back outside*
*half an hour later*
Y/n: *hears high pitched screaming*
Loki, storming in: *drips water everywhere*
Loki, seething: YOU. YOU DID THIS.
Thor, seeing Loki’s hair sticking up in every direction: *collapses onto the ground in fits of laughter*
Loki: *glaring at both you and Thor* You think this is funny?
Y/n, hand covering your smile: Pretty funny, yea.
Loki: *quietly whispers* You think this is a game? You have no idea what you’re up against...
Y/n: *smirks* Is that so?
Loki, grinning: Oh, I KNOW so. Prepare yourself for war, y/n.
*3 days later*
Y/n, walking to your room: *looks nervously around*
Thor, appearing behind you: Y/n!
Y/n, jumping: GAH. Don’t DO that!
Thor: Sorry...
Y/n: Loki could do something at any minute...
Y/n, reaching your door: *looks at Thor* It’s been three days, and he hasn’t done anything!
Y/n: *opens your bedroom door*
Thor: Stay calm, I’m sure-
Thor, looking into your room: *stares inside*
Y/n, confused: You’re sure... of what?
Y/n, looking into your room and seeing it’s been transformed into a winter wonderland: Holy SHIT.
Thor: *scowls* This is a far nicer prank than the ones he did on me.
Loki, standing in the middle of your room making a snowman: Ah, y/n, welcome!
Y/n: *immediately makes a snowball and chucks it at him*
Loki, dodging: So, do I win?
Y/n: Well...
Loki: Admit it! You’ll never be able to top this. Admit defeat.
Y/n, sighing: Fine, you win... but only if I can give you a congratulatory hug.
Loki: *shrugs* I don’t see why not.
Loki: *makes to hug you*
Y/n: *opens your arms to hug him back*
Y/n: *suddenly moves and kisses him instead*
Y/n, pulling away: *grins widely*
Loki: I... um...
Loki, blushing softly: You win.
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