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Things almost every author needs to research

How bodies decompose

Wilderness survival skills

Mob mentality

Other cultures

What it takes for a human to die in a given situation

Common tropes in your genre

Average weather for your setting

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I feel attacked

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

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It happens this year folks…

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I am 100% convinced that “exit, pursued by a bear” is a reference to some popular 1590s meme that we’ll never be able to understand because that one play is the only surviving example of it.

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if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are “too old for trick-or-treating” because that will literally break their hearts and that’s not cool.

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Everyone who’s been talking to me knows i’ve been working on this comic about wlws and cats for a while and i’m so so happy it’s finally here!!! :D

idea stolen from this post :’3

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the year is 1347. my husband just died from “the plague” and i’m moving in with my female “companion” in a secluded mansion in the european country. we have no kids and two dogs and we seem unusually close. i call her my wife but historians call her my best friend. little does everyone know, she’s both.

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Scalding hot take apparently: if a demographic says “I don’t feel safe in the cisgendered heterosexual society, I need space in the LGBT community” and you say “I’m sorry, you’re not oppressed enough, get out” you’re a fucking asshole.

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Does it ever give you a nice warm glow, knowing that while Tumblr is struggling to monetize their crappy, semi-functioning website and meeting nothing but resistance, AO3 has built such a beautiful and stable website for us that when they ask us for money, we throw it at them willingly?

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Bucky: Okay Morgan, there are 206 bones in the body, but! I’m gonna teach you how to dislocate someone’s body in 230 ways—

Sam: Dude. She’s a kid.

Morgan:…

Bucky: Oh yeah! You’re right.

*turns around for a few seconds before turning back with puppets over his hands*

Bucky, in somewhat a Kermit the frog’s voice: Hi kids! We’re going to show you how to dislocate someone’s body! Let’s start with the Clavicle region. Do you know where that is?

Sam: oh my god.

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The Top 41 Most Common Job Interview Questions:

Compiled from @hannybstudies​ and other sources

please describe for me a typical day on your past/current job

why did you leave your last job?

how do your previous work experiences prepare you for this position?

when you press your ear to the ground can you hear her?

can you hear the melody older than time yet so so familiar?

give me an example from your current/past job that demonstrates your persistence.

how do you organize yourself for day-to-day activities?

how can you surpass this petty cycle of growth and rot?

when you are assigned to work with new people, how do you go about getting to know them and how they work?

what type of person is the hardest for you to get along with?

will you remember what it was like to have flesh?

how do you handle conflicts, like with a co-worker or boss? how do you resolve them?

how would you define a conductive work atmosphere?

will the embrace of the green be as tender as she says it will be?

what do you want out of a job?

do you even want anything anymore? To be anything but rot and dust a sublime bed for flowers to grow?

what makes a job enjoyable for you?

what is your greatest strength? worst deficiency?

what would it feel like to become arbiter of the cycle

to decide what lasts through the winter

how do you take direction?

what do you do when things are slow at work?

what do you do when you’re having trouble solving a problem?

what kinds of decisions do you find particularly hard to make?

why is it important to prioritize?

is death so certain?

why do you think you’ll be successful in this job?

what are your goals - both short term and long term?

would you take the antlered mantle?

would you give her your corpse?

would you feel her fingers running along your bones

would you become her solider? to bring an end to this age of steel and thunder?

would you?

how do you cope with the inevitable stresses and pressures of the job?

what kinds of things would you want to avoid in future jobs?

what reservations do you have about working here?

would you?

what ways do you find work interferes with your personal life?

define cooperation.

would you?

how can we best reward you for doing a good job?

would you?

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I always see “take your meds!” reminders but I’ve never seen one for medical equipment so here!

Friendly reminder to charge up, change out, clean, reapply, adjust, refill, or wear your medical device or equipment if you have any! Love and spoons 💛

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Small things that exude Big-Dick Energy:

when a guy drives calmly and safely

when they cook so competently and unself-conscious and focused on making the food

when a man rolls up button-ups to his elbows

when their eyes become softer when looking at you

Being kind

Speaking passionately about pretty much anything

stretching all casual-like

the act of loosening the necktie

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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Ranger, with just enough Sorcerer for flavor

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