“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”
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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken
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there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator
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i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him
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new covergirl wtesilkcsk freiusit sprisizdters
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die
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STOP SCROLLING!
Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr
literally everyone
Please reblog so I can make this happen
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Would you prefer morning or afternoon classes?
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never
What time do you study best?
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where my doot doot at huh?
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
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the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
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ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
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I hope that breaks apart and you step on each individual one. I wish eternal pain on you and your feet. I hope you stub your toes on the corner of a marble table. you deserve that
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if i could turn into an eel. well that’d be ideal.
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