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some of you are soooo serious. brother its tumblr.com/dashboard
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tumblr users dni
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where's that photo of that shepherd dog being comforted by one of the sheep he guards after saving them from a wolf attack
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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages
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(via The Grim Gallery: Exhibit 4596)
The Vampire Happening (1971)
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FOUND family??? you think i just found them like this??? babes this is FORGED family. Me & the bros were scrap metal in a junkyard (very valuable, very sharp, very dangerous, uncared for) and we GOT IN THE FUCKING FIRE TOGETHER. WE did this. we said I AM NOT LEAVING YOU and melted into each other for better or for worse (it’s for better) and we are A FUNCTIONAL UNIT now. DO NOT SEPARATE. BATTERIES FUCKING INCLUDED. FOUND family my ass, we built this non-nuclear family unit from the ground up, don’t devalue this!!! it was is and will be a labour of love!!!
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be infertile
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describing the eclipse to european mutuals: it was just like when you put the top bun on the burger
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born an only child single parent to two adult teenagers
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do midnight gospel fans still exist? (Old art from 2022)
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dominatrix paul revere the british arent coming until I say so. paul revere orgasm denial the british arent coming. paul
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