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Fact: Brienne has literally never done anything wrong in her entire life and is in fact incapable of doing anything wrong.
Thus: being cringe is not a crime. (One could even say it is a virtue and rename it something like 'unhindered authenticity')
In conclusion: having a crush on Jaime Lannister is a virtue and therefore poorly reanimated corpses should definitely refrain from even considering executing you over it.
the way lady stoneheart was really gonna execute brienne for crimes of being cringe (having a crush on jaime lannister)
Yes, yes, bring more innocent souls into the fold to share in our delicious suffering.
met up w a friend today and we were talking about fantasy etc and I was like you know I think you'd really like asoiaf and I was telling her all the ways i thought it kind of aligned w her tastes and she was like 'oh i'm so sold!! except wait isn't it unfinished' and i did something so fucked up and dark i said 'well he's like.... not that far from the end.... so you know by the time you've caught up the next one will probably be out, right' and she was like 'oh, great! i'm so excited to start' and like lord i gotta go to confession bc that was not right what i did
The absolutely fetid part of my imagination involuntarily going places I wish it wouldn't: identical twin actresses
Me:
if they ever do another asoiaf tv adaptation cersei and jaime should be played by the same actress a la parent trap. yes it should be an actress for both. no idc how they would shoot the sex scenes.
Aemond returning home after killing luceyrs and starting a civil war: I'd like everybody to take a moment and think back to a time when they did something stupid, how they were treated, and how they wished they were treated. Alicent: What the hell did you do?