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lordmomohismomoness · 14 days
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I find the argument that "Zuko makes Katara worse" cuz of Southern Raiders to be inherently hilarious to me as if it isn't a giant romantic power fantasy for a girl to be like "someone hurt me so I'm mad" and the boyfriend instead immediately rolls up like "where?? Who's the bitch?? Is it me?? If it's me, I swear I'll kick my own ass until you're happy!! Oh, it's someone else?? In that case, rather than sleeping I stayed up all night to find his address for you, get in, you're so right," rather than wagging a finger at her that Her Anger Is Bad or Unjustified
If your girl says I Hate This Fucking Guy and you don't immediately pick up a baseball bat or offer to hold him down, do you actually fucking love her
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lordmomohismomoness · 17 days
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So my husband, who has no idea I even have a Tumblr, is rewatching ATLA and casually dropped that he thought zuko is a better match for Katara than A@ng and now I'm like ????
What is the appropriate amount to tell him about my secret fandom space? Cause I can go from 0 to real crazy, real fast...
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lordmomohismomoness · 3 months
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*Sitting down at the TV*
Me: you put on the extended edition, right?
Husband: I love you
Husband: is the anniversary of Lord of the Rings. Which sounds like an excuse to watch Lord of the Rings.
Me: you don't need an excuse to watch Lord of the Rings, you just need good taste.
Husband: this is why I married you
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lordmomohismomoness · 3 months
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Husband: is the anniversary of Lord of the Rings. Which sounds like an excuse to watch Lord of the Rings.
Me: you don't need an excuse to watch Lord of the Rings, you just need good taste.
Husband: this is why I married you
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lordmomohismomoness · 4 months
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Do you ever just watch Deathly Hallows and think, "man, I wish this was The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy"?
Cause I do.
Every time.
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lordmomohismomoness · 6 months
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Listening to Manacled because I don't hurt enough already
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lordmomohismomoness · 7 months
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I have officially experienced the glory of Armand and the French Malfoys
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lordmomohismomoness · 8 months
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BARBIE SPOILERS:
So people talking about how the movie ends with a joke about the Kens having a much representation as women in the real world is not feminism because true feminism is about equality, you are absolutely right!
BUT if your knee jerk reaction was that this not very much representation at all, congratulations! You just recognized that lack of female representation is an actual problem!
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lordmomohismomoness · 8 months
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Reading one star reviews of the Barbie movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Some dude really bitched that the love story sucked and was demoralizing that Ken spent so much time in love with Barbie only for her to not need a man.
You know, because men are entitled to women they want regardless of the women's feelings on the matter...
Another one complained that it was inappropriate for kids because Barbie gets stared at lustfully in the real world.
How many women have been stared at lustfully by the time they were 13? 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️
On my 8th grade field trip, one of the dads inappropriately grabbed on to two of my friends and commented about them being beautiful ladies while he did it. I got creeped on frequently by my moms coworkers after she put up my freshman yearbook picture in her office.
And my personal favorite is the number of men complaining about being portrayed as a himbo. Have you ever heard of the sexy lamp test, and the number of movies that fail it?
Just...wow
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lordmomohismomoness · 8 months
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I love that in a very last minute decision, Grandma decided she wanted my kid to stay the night. With a suddenly free night, my husband and I saw the barbie movie. It wasn't until we got to the theater that we realized that both of us were wearing pink.
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lordmomohismomoness · 9 months
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Marcus Flint/Katie Bell is the pair I didn't know I needed????
Brand New World got me like 😏
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lordmomohismomoness · 9 months
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In the middle of reading Brand New World by NinaBinaBallerina when AO3 went down. So major shoutout to Nina for having it in ff.net so I could keep reading. Truly a hero, my guys.
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My spotify history is
Apple Pies and Other Amends
Batmobile
The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy
Wait and Hope
Measure of a Man
Batmobile
W+H
All You Want
LIATOTZA
W+H
Batmobile
Manacled
APAOA
W+H
TDODM
Batmobile
The Library of Alexandria
All You Want
W+H
Lost and Found
Batmobile
LIATOTZA
W+H
Thirteenth Night
Batmobile
Just in case you were wondering if I had a problem
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Hit him where it hurts, Cassandra! (Apollo is the WORST.)
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Reading Deathly Hallows for the first time and it's just so... pretentious?
Like, why do you need 5 commas per sentence? And then throw in a sentence that should have a comma but doesn't. Then another 5-comma monstrosity.
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My favorite holiday tradition is the Annual Christmas Roast. In which my husband and I try to find the most cheesy, tropey, cringey Christmas movie to make fun of. Usually with alcohol.
Year 7 completed.
Merry Whatever-You-Celebrate y'all!
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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS
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