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loser-alert · 7 days
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Not having an orc girlfriend who treats me like a princess is a tragedy.
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loser-alert · 23 days
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behold the pale horse carrying the burnt corpse
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loser-alert · 1 month
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Mini vent
You can skip if you don't care lmao
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As someone who is Mexican, this British girl has no business in labeling Miguel (from ATSV) as a “Latin Lover.” (don't bother looking her up on Twitter; she's privated her account after this.)
Because god forbid the creators make Miguel O’Hara attractive. And it doesn't help that the creators of Spider-Man 2099 comics have made Miguel unintentionally attractive. (like seriously, look at some of his comic book designs)
And don't you dare drag Oscar Isaac like that because mans did nothing wrong 😭 he played the role and ate (and left no crumbs behind.)
But in all seriousness, this man has not displayed any stereotype of being a “Latin Lover” at all. He was an antagonist (not a villain) in the film. He wanted to do what was best for everyone, preventing anyone from making the same mistakes he made before the film.
The best takeaway from this is not to stereotype or sexualize Latinos or anyone, period. Or don't be ignorant like this chick.
Please do not speak for anyone when you don't know what the issues are. Like I understand you're trying to be woke, but it comes across as invasive and rude overall.
That's all.
Have a lovely day, my little tortellinis 💌
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loser-alert · 1 month
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shadow/horror miguel [we’re so back]
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loser-alert · 2 months
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Hide your wives, hide your husbands, hide your kids cause he's coming for everybody !
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loser-alert · 2 months
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literally nobody needed that documentary about yolanda
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loser-alert · 3 months
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ツムステ🕹️キャッチャー ※クリックする
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loser-alert · 3 months
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Long boy
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Silver: "It's fascinating how similar you and this tsum are, my liege. Not only in appearance, but in personality as well."
Malleus, while latched onto Yuu so they would stop gushing over his tsum: "What are you talking about? This puny creature and I have nothing in common."
Silver: "... Of course, sir. Forgive my transgression."
Later that day, when Malleus stopped trying to take YuuTsum as his pet and MalleTsum in turn stopped rubbing itself all over Yuu, they bonded over a peculiar shared interest in gargoyle observation.
Malleus went to bed at 5AM the next day; having spent five hours rambling obscure factoids about Ramshackle's gargoyles and MalleTsum occasionally squeaking in seeming agreement.
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loser-alert · 4 months
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Build-A-Bear except it's Guillermo Del Toro making you a Monster Boyfriend.
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loser-alert · 5 months
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my mom said we can hide in the woods, cast ancient spells, be embraced by moss and befriend eldritch creatures if it's ok with your mom
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loser-alert · 7 months
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Day 6: The Prince You Wished Loved You
Beast
The Beast was the first imaginative character I fell in love with, even before I saw the movie. Like I said before, I was introduced to Beauty and the Beast very early through my mother. Even in the ornate picture books my mother had I could look into the Beast’s eyes and feel myself there.
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loser-alert · 7 months
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Shamelessly stolen from r/baldursgate3
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loser-alert · 7 months
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- ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ sᴀᴠᴇ, ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴘᴏsᴛ ᴘʟs
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loser-alert · 8 months
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How I think Leona feels about his tsum in a nutshell.
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loser-alert · 9 months
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He does his little dancey dance
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loser-alert · 9 months
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i can give him what he lost
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loser-alert · 2 years
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Malleus be like :
If this isn't an Otome game, I WILL TURN IT INTO ONE
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