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Why do they call you Cat, Eric ?

That’s a joke Gwendolen used to make. That I had nine lives, like a cat.

Hello 911 I have a new obsession it’s called Everything Diana Wynne Jones Ever Wrote and I have been doodling about it for days.

shoutout to people who post audiobooks on youtube  b l e s s y o u I listen to basically one book a day lmao

#chrestomanci #diana wynne jones

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A man goes to see his Rabbi in a panic, and he gets there and he says, “Rabbi you’ll never guess what! My son has run away to become a Christian!” And the Rabbi responds, “Well you’ll never guess what! My son has also run away to become a Christian!” So the man asks the Rabbi what to do and the Rabbi says that they should pray to G-d. So they pray and tell him of their plight and G-d replies, “You’ll never guess what!”

- An old Hasidic joke that my Dad likes to tell me

#judaisms #religion #o h my GOD

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that post with the horse+dog mouth bugs me bc the mouth wasn’t photoshopped in line with the jaw hinge

#horse curse #HORSE

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to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

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[stares grimly into email inbox] where are the bad poems of my classmates, suzanne

#if you do not deliver them unto me i will have to keep doing my physics homework. #please suzanne. justify my procrastination #make me fit this problem set into the three hours before it's due! like God wanted! #school tag

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finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

#5'9'' #im tall #body horrors #ive reblogged this before but i like to remind u of my power

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I found this Youtube channel run by a Japanese chef and it’s actually better than porn? First all all his cinematography is off the charts. Youtube videos have no business looking that good. Second of all, everything he makes looks SO TASTY, and he explains the recipes in such a simple, soothing, manner. Third off all, he does this all while his two adorable kitties watch??? Like… they are so intent on what hes doing but they never run around or hop on the counter???? He has a stool for them to sit on as he makes his recipes Im gunna die

#cat #food #not catfood

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Bluff City 02: A Bowling Alley, A Boxer, and A Bird, Pt. 2

Friends at the table is good, bluff city episodes are on their patreon

#friends at the table #spoilers #goddamn

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We took my cat to the beach and there happened to be a professional dancer having a photo shoot. Obviously this happened because Buns’ day wasn’t confusing enough. (Source: http://ift.tt/2rsMZWf)

#cat #dance

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#cat

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Still Life with Spurious Picturesque

The thought insists upon itself. The dead body of it, what you have put together:

The hillside won’t make sense. You run through the trees, but the trees lead nowhere.

Didn’t the sky come down on you like. Didn’t you think you saw.

The irrational forest, your stupid mouth, a breath stillborn.

Define: Lake. Ink stain. The cold, cold water. The heart’s slow beat.

There is no imagining anymore. You awake and everything is flatter. You go outside and there is nothing to see.

Camille Rankine

#poetry #i love this poem #i couldn't find it for a while so im glad its here!

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lesbians be like: i like women

#lesbianism

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#friends tag #we lock eyes across the room. i'm wearing a hat #you're wearing a headband with a gun in it

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#friends at the table #cat

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Inktober day 12: Necromancer

#sabriel #abhorsen

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personality-wise are you the baseball scene from High School Musical 2, the baseball scene from the Twilight movie or the baseball scene from Steven Universe