winning the beautiful barista’s heart via physical comedy
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literally WHAT is more joyful than a =D in comic sans
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cql wangxian for @theuntamedzine
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nobody told me they love me most ardently this morning... whatever
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one important thing to know about this blog is that i am fully willing to throw any and all characters under the bus for the sake of a joke
like, i don't do character bashing, but character bullying? you bet none of my favs are safe from it
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what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster
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guy with telepathy but he can't use it because every time he tunes into someone else's mind their unique perception of all of reality is so fundamentally different than his own and so incomprehensible that he just immediately passes out like a lovecraftian horror protagonist
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fans of series w lots of acronyms: yeah you wanna get started with sfjfsa but if you prefer something more recent glhel and qeotg are beginner friendly i personally love the tkle tie ins with eiejgks
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this is one of my favorite english words. and what i aim to become.
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