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You can't cut soft cheese in thin slices or wedges because it just gets squished, but you can with hard cheese, cause the protein holds it together. Casein point:

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since the cowboy and the samurai were both dying out in the 1800s i want an action adventure historically wildly inaccurate comic about the last cowboy and the last samurai teaming up BUT one of them is gay and the other doesn’t understand what being gay is and there are multiple comedic mishaps resulting from this

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The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) dir. Jim Sharman

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Boy remember THIS ship?? This was a REAL ship. a ship for MEN

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I love men who are pretty girls. And pretty girls who are beautiful men.

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murderbot's primary combat tactic is to go up a wall. that's its favorite move. no one ever sees it coming, man. its second favorite combat tactic is to body tackle entities in the face. nothing on or off the planet is funnier than murderbot fighting like a flying squirrel

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applejack might not be exactly in touch with the current generation

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Saw this advice on Twitter today, and I think it's going to end up being useful for me. 🥹 Thought I'd share it with y'all, too.

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ABOUT TIME!!! for those out of the loop homeowners’ associations in the US 1. suck horrendously in every way 2. were the beginning of the end of urban biodiversity

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Just got asked by my adhd stoner roommate if, in my “professional opinion” as an English major, I agreed that vowels were the nouns of the alphabet

So now I pose the question to you, because I was able to come up with and explain my answer, and now I want to know how that goes down with the rest of us.

Just in case anybody needs a key to help them consider this very important question…

Vowels = A E I O U (and sometimes Y)

Nouns = people places and objects (fox, dog)

Verbs = action words (jump)

Adjectives = descriptors (quick, red, lazy, brown)

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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#hot water doesnt last that long #at least not here #maybe some people live vastly different lives

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i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

#southern plains usa i think is my region #like just kinda in the center area #anyway #prev has it right #fries. chips. biscuits. cookies. soda. (gummies/gummy) #candy. cigarettes. beanie. cotton candy.