How about a rock dragon? Like a big boulder shaped guy
#106 - 石巨 (shí jù / stone giant) - They'd let you sit and read a book on top of them! 🪨🌱⛰️
663 notes
·
View notes
we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…
22K notes
·
View notes
Nobody in this game has any chill
13K notes
·
View notes
I am at the beginning of the 'Do you love the color of the sky?' post.
2K notes
·
View notes
task manager kill this man
35K notes
·
View notes
I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination
33K notes
·
View notes
We've yassified the victim's face to protect their identity
4K notes
·
View notes
Decoding PR Talk (IGN64.com The Magazine #1, 1998)
7K notes
·
View notes
first time I ever went to the animal shelter and picked out my own animal was surreal. we had so many animals growing up but we never picked out any of them. and sure that’s normal for cats. they just showed up and we adopted them. but it didn’t end there.
we had a ball python because my mom was on a walk with her friends, saw it on the ground (this was Ohio) said “woah! that’s not native!” and put it in her purse. we advertised but never found the owner so we kept the purse python.
we ended up with a corn snake during a hurricane because my mom went out to get one of the cats and the corn snake was so little it came blowing through the air like a branch and my mom reached out and grabbed it out of the air to save it.
actually the point of this post is lost because I typed this far and realized the universe was maybe just sending my mom snakes specifically.
41K notes
·
View notes
diversity win! your mutual has a crush on a weird old white man
7K notes
·
View notes
Feel free to share any other quirks you're capable of, that I didn't list, in the tags! (Like if you have any double joints, or extra teeth, or whatever)
Don't forget to reblog so more people can vote! :]
4K notes
·
View notes
mom, i met her on tumblr dot com she’s totally normal and sane
25K notes
·
View notes