talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
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plausible reasons peter betrayed them:
he wanted to kiss james but he was a married man <\3 (unrequited love and peter got fed up of it)
he's gilgamesh (terrified of death and would do anything to escape it- the death eaters threatened to kill him if he didn't betray them)
he read the art of war (realised the possibility of the death eaters winning and decided that if he became a spy, then he's more likely to get out scott-free when the war ends in either side's victory)
the irony (his animagus is a rat so when the war started he thought "y'know what would be really funny?")
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mr tell me a fucking secret
mr tell me a fucking secret
mr tell me a fucking secret
mr tell me a fucking secret
mr tell me a fucking secret
mr tell me a fucking secret
mr tell me a fucking secret
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coffee shop au - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 429
āFuck,ā Sirius murmured, grabbing a rag to wipe at the coffee slowly seeping down the counter towards the very angry-looking customer.Ā
āIs it possible to be slightly competent at making a drink?ā the old man seethed. āHave you seen a coffee before? Ever used a coffee machine?ā
Normally Sirius would have come up with a decent comeback. Found a way to make the old man falter while still maintaining a perfect customer-service smile. But today had been hard and he was still new to this. Heād had to take the job to make ends meet after running away, after all, and his ego was still slightly bruised that heād gone from paying twenty euro for a coffee to making half of that per hour to pour them.
āApologies,ā he mumbled, not meeting the old manās eyes. āGive me a moment to-ā
But before he could finish, the customer behind the angry man in line cleared his throat. āIf I were you,ā he said, addressing the old man, āI would mind my business about being competent. Unless itās the new style to wear your shirt inside-out.ā
The old man, turning a bright red, looked down to see that, indeed, the hem of his shirt was facing outward. āItās none of your fucking b-ā he started in toward the other customer, looking livid.Ā
āIt is when youāre acting like an arse. Go fix your shirt, you look ridiculous,ā the customer replied, rolling his eyes.
Furious, the old man stormed off, not even bothering to wait for his coffee.
Sirius, who had watched the whole exchange with rapt fascination, now had a clear view of the next customer. And he almost dropped the empty cup he was holding.
This customer was not old, nor was he angry-looking. He was Siriusās age, and had brown eyes and wavy hair and tan skin that drew Siriusās gaze in so many directions he had trouble deciding where to look. He reminded himself that staring with an open mouth was rude, but he was sorely tempted, because his savior was jarringly handsome, and suddenly his shitty day was looking a whole lot better.
āI- thank you,ā Sirius muttered, trying to focus. āErmā¦rough day.ā
But the customer just smiled. āNo problem. Nobody should be treated like that, yeah?ā
Sirius could only nod. āWhatā¦what can I get for you?ā
The customer smiled. āMedium iced coffee, cream and sugar.ā
Trying to get back into the swing of things, Sirius turned, beginning to fill the cup.
āWith your number on that cup, please.ā
Crash.
Fuck. He dropped the cup again.
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*in heaven*
james, watching remus and tonks: does anyone else find this...
lily: remus. remus, honey.
sirius: *inhumane screaming into a pillow*
regulus, having flashbacks to watching james and lily getting married: there, there.
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girlie you canāt give up now you donāt have the dark green couch of your dreams yet
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guys i promise i have other ideas i just go back to drawing domestic jegulus at every minor inconvenience
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can someone rb this post tomorrow so that i remember to water the plant my boyfriend got me and that is already dying please šŖ“
actually it would be great if every time someone found this post they rbed it, for the plant's sake
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