in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
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‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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tumblr is the only place that im honest, how do you tell your instagram followers that you just saw a bird that changed your life? they are soulless on that app, they dont give a fuck
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posting this so everyone on tumblr can see it too
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shes only your girl because she hasnt heard my kermit thee frog impression yet
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you ever catch a glimpse of a cloud passing in front of a full moon and you’re suddenly a highwayman in an 18th century ghost story who just left a tavern on a chilly october night to ride horseback through the woods till you reach the next town over
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account
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I can’t let motherfuckers know I got desires or they’ll think I suck
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drag his ass. this fucking guy.
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“You’re not like other girls” dude, I’m an amalgamation of every single girl I’ve ever thought was cool
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