YOU ARE GORGEOUS
YOU ARE WORTHY OF PLATONIC AND/OR ROMANTIC LOVE
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU'RE WORTHY OF??
*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
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*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
THAT'S RIGHT.
fourteen dollar
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hold on I'm crafting an ultimatum
choose one
• start working on that project you wanted to start
• drink full glass of water
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Bear, Joy, and Ghoul
Should I be scared?
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remember when you were 16 and if you slept past 10 am adults would act like you had murdered someone or were dying
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Shiny Deerling for @jeanmimine ✨
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Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse ™ around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
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It's the bday!!!
IMPORTANT!
It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!
Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!
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This week it is Florida, but the same applies.
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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly:
-"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES"
-"there must be like… infinite sentences"
-"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
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