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a guard's life au where the only thing that changes is that simon and mike are both rock collectors. ABSOLUTE NERDS i love it.

mike has this specific, gorgeous geode he's kept for years because it's just so beautiful. and when simon is showing off his rock collection he shows off HIS beautiful geode, and mike is like "what the fuck that looks a lot like mine" and when they put the two geode slices together

it literally forms the full geode it was once.

they were DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER. BY ROCKS. FUCKING ROCKS.

#source: my brain #randomthoughts #lucarioisinthevoid #aguardslife #mike #simon

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Jeremy: Wh-what's worse, ignorance or apathy?

Mike: I don't know, and I don't fucking care.

#source: Quora #lucarioisinthevoid #aguardslife #mike #jeremy #SORRY Y'ALL I JUST SAW THIS AND I JUST THOUGHT #'this is literally them'

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this post REEKS of mike i promise y'all IT'S 100% WORTH THE READ I CRIED 7 DIFFERENT TIMES-

This is a story about the worst burrito ever.

Click here to read it.

#source: reblog #reblog #lucarioisinthevoid #aguardslife #mike

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Mike, screaming: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!

Simon: W-wh-

Mike: YOU'RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!

Simon: Wh-why are you screaming?!

Mike: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE TONE!

Simon:

Mike: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

#source: Woocomics #incorrectquotes #lucarioisinthevoid #aguardslife #mike #simon

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#source: laser eye meme #shitpost #lucarioisinthevoid #aguardslife #simon #candy's #SKSJJDJDJXJAHXUDHSJEHSIWBA #i'm so happy rn it hurts #LUCI IS BACK FELLAS!! #also luci if you see this I PROMISE YOU 100% THIS ISN'T A TROLL ACCOUNT- #i made this acc entirely out of love for this book tbh and i also wanted to see other fans! #AND FIJEISJE #i'm all sparked out i need sl e ep #but i'm writing a fic for this book at RAPID SPEEDS #posting on mike's birthday since that's p much what the fic is about #GAH i'm so excited--i gotta edit the fic a little still but it should be out soon!

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#source: Applebee's Twitter #shitpost #lucarioisinthevoid #aguardslife #mike #jeremy #simon #yeahhh a bit of a lazy post #THE CROPPING ISN'T MY FAULT AGAIN I SWEAR-

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click for better quality, tumblr hates me (part 2)

just a sketch of jeremy and puppet (at least, his hand-) for today--i might edit it to be a little more detailed later! i love these two jsjndjsbdjs

@lucarioisinthevoid

#source: me #fanart #lucarioisinthevoid #aguardslife #jeremy #the puppet #only his hand's in the pic but- #i still feel like tagging him! #anyways too tired for more posts- #night y'all!

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#source: Youtube #shitpost #lucarioisinthevoid #aguardslife #nemo #alice #I SWEAR I DIDN'T CROP IT LIKE THAT #98% accurate #anyways hiii i'm back again i think?

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i am SO sorry--but it had to be done

#source: Instagram joskilani #shitpost #lucarioisinthevoid #aguardslife #mike #i-

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#source: more cursed images- #squadimages #lucarioisinthevoid #aguardslife #mike #the puppet #PLS CHAPTER 20 WAS SO GOOD??

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Mike, talking about Simon: It's just so nice to be actually fucking wanted, you know?

Dave: By the law, or by Simon?

#source: incorrectquotesideas #incorrectquotes #lucarioisinthevoid #aguardslife #mike #dave #simon #dave knows how to be wanted #both ways

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#source: Same Thing meme #shitpost #lucarioisinthevoid #aguardslife #mike #dave #?

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see y'all, he gets it!!💖

broke: simping for literally any other fictional character

W O K E: simping for J U L I E T T E

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broke: simping for literally any other fictional character

W O K E: simping for J U L I E T T E

#source: unfound #shitpost #lucarioisinthevoid #aguardslife #juliette #tell me you don't love her..if you don't then count yo MF days ig

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Mike, on the phone: Alright, I'm here, open up.

Dave:

Dave: As a child, I was forced to eat dog food for dinner.

Mike: Open the fucking DOOR-

#source: Vine #incorrectquotes #lucarioisinthevoid #aguardslife #now i cannot possibly imagine any sort of situation where dave has to open the door to let mike in like mike's coming to his house or smth #but it's a textpost so

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Simon: Well, you seem to be in a good m-mood today!

Mike: I'm living the dream!

Simon: O-Oh! That's good!

Mike: Except it's not my dream. It's a dream Stephen King once had.

#source: Mr. Monk Shelters in Place #incorrectquotes #lucarioisinthevoid #aguardslife #mike #simon #now tell me this ain't them. tell me-

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sorry for formatting fellas--but here's a fresh meme hot off the press (as per post PLEASE click for better quality i beg of you--tumblr hates me :/)

#source: crying guy meme #shitpost #lucarioisinthevoid #aguardslife #mike #simon #dr. deern #yes i am crying #why do you ask? #all good things must come to an end but #it was S O hard to realize it was over A A A A