Alli | she/her | letsbegin on AO3 | I love all Starks including those named Jon and Theon | I'm starting to take asks if anyone's interested | send headcanons or fic requests
"This is craven," Ser Rodrik said. "To use a child so... this is despicable."
"Oh, I know," said Theon. "It's a dish I tasted myself, or have you forgotten? I was ten when I was taken from my father's house, to make certain he would raise no more rebellions."
"It is not the same!"
Theon's face was impassive. "The noose I wore was not made of hempen rope, that's true enough, but I felt it all the same. And it chafed, Ser Rodrik. It chafed me raw."
I FEEL LIKE IM THE ONLY WHOS SAD AT THE FACT THAT STU AND BILLY NEVER GOT TO SEE THE HORROR/SLASHER/THRILLER MOVIES AFTER 1996 LIKE I WANT TO KNOW IF THEYD LOVE AMERICAN PSYCHO OR NOT IT MAKES ME CRAZY SAD
Anyways I'm making a one-shot bc my motivation for the series is kinda low
Stu being head over heals in love obsessed with Billy but he’s the one who thinks they aren’t dating. Like he would stab someone for that guy, but they’re just bros.
Billy, vibrating in anger: What do you mean you went out last night? With a girl? Last night was date night.
Stu, unaware he’s about to get pummelled: Yeah! I know! That’s why I went on a date!
Love the “Yeah he can fuck women or whatever but the moment he even so much as looks at another man I’m murdering him” energy that Billy Loomis brings the table. A queer icon.
I just think it'd be funny if billy and stu were just chilling outside while billy dialed Casey's number-
Stu's sitting on the swing while Billy's in a bush and after a few moments of silence Stu's just like "we should go get some food after this" and Billy's just "omfg shut up DUMBASS its ringing"