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lukewarmoverthinker · 6 months
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you didn’t hear this from me but just as a tip: if you constantly get in trouble at school for texting friends in different classes start a shared word doc. it’ll be just like there right there with you in every class. also you won’t forget about all the dumb things people said in a class they weren’t in. just say you’re taking notes.
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lukewarmoverthinker · 8 months
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the invention of polyamory is so good. i just wanna make out with all my bros god damn!
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lukewarmoverthinker · 9 months
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i’m fine with the fact that your skin and muscles grow but YOUR BONES GROW?! WTF?! THOSE SHOULDN’T GROW IT JUST DOESN’T FEEL RIGHT
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apparently it’s international asexual day so i’m taking this chance to remind myself and all of you that you aren’t any less asexual if you are a sex positive asexual. you can still want to have sex even if you don’t experience sexual attraction. thank you for reading my PSA.
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i love this so much😭
"Peter the horse is here"
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as an autistic person i love april fools day.
april fools, i hate april fools day.
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one thing the hunger games has shown us is how powerful fashion is.
now, this is my petition to get politicians to dress in super fancy elaborate outfits like celebrities wear to red carpets. i’m not saying this for the problematic choices that could come from it but for the much more fashionable politicians and men in dresses.
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because diary of a wimpy kid is trending i’m taking this time to remind everyone of this absolute gem:
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straight people who watch The Hunger Games for the love triangle is like gay people who watch It for reddie
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also your teacher professor Eleazar Fig dies at the end of Hogwarts legacy. this happens in all possible endings and can't be changed. and Rookwood is the one who cursed Anne.
also obsessed with the people trying to justify buying hogwarts legacy by donating to trans orgs. babygirl you are buying indulgences. martin luther is rolling in his fucking grave right now trying to get out and nail his 95 theses into your head. you are so fucked up by the culture of performative activism that you believe that you can undo/compensate for real harm by doing something good somewhere else. they don't cancel out. you have still done real harm, no matter what you do to make yourself feel better about it. i hope your guilt never leaves you no matter how hard you try to wash it away.
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as an autistic person who hates eye contact this is by far my favorite bit for whenever anyone mentions eye contact ever:
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i wish windows didn’t have reflections, didn’t think that would be part of my light sensitivity issue.
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do you ever think about how good it would be to stretch in the morning and it leads to intense thoughts about the meaning of your life and why you are the way you are? yeah me neither.
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hey. (with the intention of inviting you over to my house so i can dye your hair and tell you everything about dyeing your hair because you’ve never dyed it before and we become closer because of it)
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@wearewatcher please guys! (and amazon music because people forget about it)
Petition for Watcher to put the Puppet History songs in Spotify, cause I would listen to the meteor song on repeat 24/7 until I die
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Spencer Reid and Derek Morgan are Abed Nadir and Troy Barnes in a different font
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someone in my dream kept a dream journal… i know they’re just figments of my imagination but wtf. this is giving Lucids by Nicholas Podany.
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