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lumenflower · 3 hours
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it’s about time i get sacrificed in the woods
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lumenflower · 11 hours
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NOT HER SHITTY POEMS LMAOOO
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lumenflower · 13 hours
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"ummm you know the writer only included that because they have a FETISH right?" is always so funny to me as a disparaging comment, because imagine if people spoke that way about nonsexual interests. "the lord of the rings? didnt the author only write that because he was interested in linguistics? thanks, i'll pass" "yeah, i used to love spongebob as a kid, but i can never see it the same after finding out stephen hillenburg is a marine biologist :/"
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lumenflower · 17 hours
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is that simple task bothering you queen
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lumenflower · 22 hours
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wortzik nation tbh
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lumenflower · 1 day
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"european shrimp racism colours" are a haha funny joke because its true (and you dont even know the extent of it until youve stepped into balkans) but see if anyone thought about it for 3 minutes they mightve come to realize what racism actually is and why it came to be
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lumenflower · 2 days
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lumenflower · 2 days
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
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lumenflower · 2 days
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*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins
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lumenflower · 3 days
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i Hate when a horror movie is boring like how could you fucking do this to me
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lumenflower · 3 days
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tiktok tts lady voice: We are trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death! 😃
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lumenflower · 3 days
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lumenflower · 3 days
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Chilchuck Northern Boys amv
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lumenflower · 3 days
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i don't go to dungeon meshi but in support of the elfgirl yuri dyke accounts i desperately want to have sex with on here i will be reporting every piece of m/m fanart i see for promoting terrorism. ladies when the time comes i hope you remember who was in your corner
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lumenflower · 4 days
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lumenflower · 4 days
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Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manger of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.
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