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Temari: *digging a hole in the back yard*

Shikamaru: Temari... what are you doing?

Temari: You said you wanted to meet my dad, remember?

Shikamaru: Yes, but... why are you digging?

Temari: It's a long way to hell, Shikamaru. You either sit and look pretty, or grab a shovel

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#Temari #shikatema #Naruto #incorrect tweets

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Why does a bitching session with your best friend about your shitty relatives feels sooo good?

#shit posting #personal

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Ima nap

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Yup, that's me

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The last part got me laughing really hard

*Gaara, getting ready for a diplomatic visit to the Leaf*

Temari: Okay, do you have your scrolls?

Gaara: I do.

Temari: Extra clothes and toiletries?

Gaara: I have them.

Kankuro, joking: You got condoms?

Temari, blushing: Kankuro!!

Kankuro: What?? You know he’s gonna be seeing that weird eyebrow guy while he’s there; it’s a legitimate question. So you got ‘em, little brother?

Gaara: … what’s condoms?

Kankuro and Temari:

Kankuro: Um … you know … t-the things, for s-sex?

Gaara:

Gaara: … sex?

Temari:

Kankuro:

Kankuro: Er, keep packing, we’ll be right back — *pulls Temari into the other room*

Kankuro: You didn’t give him the talk yet??

Temari: ME?? Why should I do it?!

Kankuro: You’re the oldest!

Temari: But you’re a boy, it would make more sense coming from you! Look, dad gave you the talk, didn’t he?

Kankuro: Yeah …

Temari: *pushes him back towards other room* Then get in there and tell Gaara whatever dad told you!

*one hour later*

Kankuro: Okay, I sent an aide out to get some protection for Gaara, we had the talk, and now he’s on his way to the Leaf.

Temari: Oh, good; thanks, Kankuro. By the way, what DID dad tell you?

Kankuro, clearing his throat and doing a perfect imitation of Rasa’s voice: “Physical urges are fine, acting on them is to be expected, but under no circumstances fall in love, Kankuro. It just leads to a difficult marriage, wild children, and responsibilities that will slowly crush the soul out of you.”

Temari:

Temari: *grabbing her jacket* I’ve gotta catch up to Gaara …

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Temari *nudges Shikamaru awake at 4am*: do you like me

Shikamaru: I married you

Temari: yes but did you marry me as a friend or like a wife? Unclear 

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First Kiss

#shikatema #shikamaru #temari #shikamaru nara #inoshikacho #sand siblings #sabaku no temari #this is how i want my first kiss to be #uwu

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I am not lazy, its just that I procastinate.

-Shikamaru Nara

#shikamaru #shikamara nara #nara shikamaru #naruto #incorrect naruto quotes

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Happy International Women's Day!

'I AM A GIRL AND I FIGHT LIKE ONE'

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Cannot be said any better.

Also, today I learnt something reaaalllyyy deep

#gravity falls #wendy #mable pines #dipper pines

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Demon Slayer- Ep 44

I couldn't help but laugh on this scene

Nezuko be like- sup bitches!

And Nezuko saves the night by setting the stage on fire 🔥

#demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #kny #kamado nezuko #nezuko kamado #uzui tengen #tengen uzui #makio #hinatsuru #suma #sound hashira

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Matsuri: Temari-san, are you buying those chocolates for Shikamaru-san?

Temari: No they are for me.

Matsuri: I thought those were gift for chocolate day.

Temari: Self-love bruh!

#temari #shikatema #shikamaru #naruto #incorrect naruto quotes #chocolate day

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Demon Slayer: S2 Ep14

In this episode we have got-

Badass Nezuko

She is enjoying it waaay too much

Even the God of Festivities accepts it that Nezuko is flashy

We got our smol Nezuko back

To his wives

You are not flashy, bitch! Uzui sama doesn't approve you

He went to chill with the Kamado siblings

No, he is not.

#demon slayer #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #kamado tanjirou #kamado nezuko #nezuko kamado #nezuko #tanjirou #hashibira inosuke #agatsuma zenitsu #zenitsu #inosuke #tengen uzui #uzui tengen #sound hashira #upper rank six

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Nezuko-Chan: Level- Ultra Pro Max: Activated!

#nezuko #nezuko kamado #kamado nezuko #demon slayer #kny manga #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #she is going to *kick* some ass now

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Since the year is ending I just wanted to reblog the calendar that I made at the start of this year and which is also my first post

New year, new calander....... Made by a lazy and crazy shikatema shipper. Do what you like to do.

Made with sketchpens and love.