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here's something stupid: the catcatfish

some quick facts:

they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.

they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.

their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.

they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.

the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.

they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!

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WHAT!!!!

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Literally the first thought I had was käänteiskentauri

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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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3 seconds into dungeon meshi and they’re already living my dream. i love eating things I ought not in unfamiliar ecosystems

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the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

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Added some dirt to the garden today!

I had to amend it a bit since it was in ground soil and I was using it in raised beds, but in the end it was cheaper than buying straight raised bed soil.

And! I got what I wanted done before the rain!

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Flooflers

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I just have some questions and words for whoever decided to put bricks and rocks in a raised bed beneath 6 inches of dirt!

Good news is we can use the bricks for our winter bed we are making. Bad news is more rocks for the rock pile.

#it is shitty red stone too #it is soft and breaks apart about as easy is limestone or some other porous stone #and there are places where it is several inches deep #i hate it so much

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"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

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I got a tumblr, it really was quite great

I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.

I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.

Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.

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All mages love cats

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FOUND family??? you think i just found them like this??? babes this is FORGED family. Me & the bros were scrap metal in a junkyard (very valuable, very sharp, very dangerous, uncared for) and we GOT IN THE FUCKING FIRE TOGETHER. WE did this. we said I AM NOT LEAVING YOU and melted into each other for better or for worse (it’s for better) and we are A FUNCTIONAL UNIT now. DO NOT SEPARATE. BATTERIES FUCKING INCLUDED. FOUND family my ass, we built this non-nuclear family unit from the ground up, don’t devalue this!!! it was is and will be a labour of love!!!

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Had a debate with a friend and now I gotta know

please reblog for larger sample size, my friend bet me no one would say Gimli and I wanna prove her wrong

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@doyoulikebasghetti took two of my sale commission slots for this beautiful memorial. The sale is timed, but this is the first one that the timer got paused and I may have gone too long. So probably a bit over 40 minutes.

Check out my pinned post or DM me about $20 for 20 minute commissions!

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU