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the "oh. oh." moment in fan fic but instead of a character realizing they're in love it's them discovering they have a specific kink at the worst possible moment

#training camp ywz discovering his degradation kink

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I was today years old when I found out the bag of frozen veggies is leaving out the superior cooking method. I tossed my bag of of frozen cauliflower from the freezer right onto a baking sheet with oil and spices and popped that shit immediately into a 400F oven. it came out exactly like fresh veggies except I didn't have to do any chopping.

#why did no one ever tell me this i feel betrayed #random text post silliness #food mention

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#evil eyeliner ywz #yes yes good

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a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you're always doing something and going "man i wish i had the right size bowl for this" no matter how many bowl sizes you have

#buying cute bowls is one of life's greatest pleasures #oh no it's me

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#i'm dying this is so hilariously spot on #wei chen #the king's avatar #you say shitpost i say the realest post

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first gorgeous day of the year in nyc means I'm out on the balcony with a glass of wine and my writing laptop!

#random text post silliness #i have done zero spring cleaning of the balcony #it's disgusting #but i gave the couch a cursory dusting and brought my clean cushions outside #it'll do for today

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#a true work of art #beautiful #dick jokes are best jokes

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That's me as a vampire?

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

3.16 | Doppelgangland

#good for her #iconic #btvs

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I saw some old friends earlier in the week. we haven't caught up in person in a while and what really struck me is. when we stopped living in the same country 15 years ago my friend was going back for his MBA at the age of 40 because he wasn't satisfied with his career and his life path. and now it's 15 years later and he's happy and successful and it's so true that you never get too old to make a life change.

#random text post silliness #so many peiole treat 40 like it's ancient but you still have a whole life ahead

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#i feel so called out #oh no it's me

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found out tonight that when my 70 year old aunt says she does yoga, she's out there doing the backbend bridges and the handstands. what a fucking legend. I hope I'm like that in my 70s

#random text post silliness

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Zoro & Luffy in ONE PIECE • 1.01 "Romance Dawn"

#this is so sexy of him #opla

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God, I could eat a horse!

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

3.03 | Faith, Hope & Trick

#lmao willow in the second gif #shocked yet excited for her bestie #like yeah buffy get on that you can do it faith is Right There #btvs

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Unmute !

#look at this good noisy cat! #a hst cat for sure #cats

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anyway the actual point of fandom is to inspire each other. reading each other's fics and admiring each other's art and saying wow i love this and i feel something and i want to invoke this in other people, i want to write a sentence that feels like a meteor shower, i want to paint a kiss with such tenderness it makes you ache, i want to create something that someone else somewhere will see it and think oh, i need to do that too, right now. i am embracing being a corny cunt on main to say inspiring each other is one of the things humanity is best at and one of the things fandom is built for and i think that's beautiful

#all my favorite parts of fandom #fandom

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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

#honestly this is the best advice #i want to use my expensive food items items when they're at their freshest #candles are meant to be lit #i love fancy crystal glassware and i use mine for everyday happy hour #you better bet i am going to squeeze every penny out of the nice things i buy myself #otherwise what's the point #oh no it's me

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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce and Lilah Morgan in Angel the Series (1999 - 2004)

#i love them i miss them #angel the series #wes x lilah