anxiety but make it slutty
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reblog so your followers won’t forget to drink water
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there comes a time when you’ll have to stop basing your morals on the laws of society because not all of these laws are meant to protect the vulnerable people but to exploit
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*Romantically passes you the blunt*.
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Arctic Monkeys warned us in 2018
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good morning to people who are touch-starved, bitches who put their shit on sock-sock shoe-shoe, people who desperately need to get railed, everyone who is not making a new year’s resolution, people who don’t go to bed until after 12, all the bitches not getting kissed at midnight next week, people who cannot swim, and as always, bad bitches who wear glasses
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I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
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i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased
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Someone left their dogs outside the cafe
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