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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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Toby Fox may be the creator I respect most because after creating a game so huge that Nintendo sniped his character for Smash and the Pope's orchestra played his music for the Goddamn Pope I VERY much think it would be within Toby's right to develop of God complex, crack and become insane, go on a bender in the streets of LA, and then have an extremely public Twitter meltdown before getting suspended. Imagining the pressure, I think I personally would do all those things, in that order, in under 6 months' time.

Instead as far as I can tell he's just like "I'm dog" and has been like "I'm dog" since Undertale launched and he's just out there somewhere with near-total anonymity just making his little haha games. Absolute King.

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it's funny when you marry alex in stardew cause his grandpa goes whaaAat noo what the hell two men? getting married? I didn't get my dick blowbn off in the coal mine for this! then give him a week and he's like heh my uncle was a farmer it's a noble, manly profession. I guess you're alright.

like I guess alex didn't mention to anyone he was dating the farmer who runs around in a crop top and trash can lid hat until last minute wonder why

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personally i think you should be able to afford a place to live with a part-time job

#also agreeing with those before me that you should be able to afford to live with no job

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the fact that Stardew Valley is a $15 indie game that came out almost a decade ago with zero microtransactions and is still receiving free DLC updates to this day is absolutely bonkers. There are $50-60 AAA games with paid DLC that have come out more recently and aren’t nearly as actively supported or updated.

#now this is just a hunch. but i think its bc concernedape didnt start making sdv for the purpose of making money and i still dont think #thats his goal today. like i think the fact that sdv got so runaway popular and make a good bit of money is just like a side benefit for him

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lmaooo

#wedge itself down flat??? #so like…. it can get stuck constantly accelerating??? #omg

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serena has joined the collection of images i make whenever i catch every single fishing encounter in a pokemon game in one sitting

i hope one day i have a stupid image like this for every single pokemon game with fishing as a feature

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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.

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Me if I were a dog

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ex buzzfeed employees love sitting in threes on couches for their apology videos it's good enrichment for them

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#name me one fucking musician from alberta. ill wait

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mentally i am here <3

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ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

#done for feom the epic circe saga