m0uthbr3ather
m0uthbr3ather
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Making fancy food for fancy people
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m0uthbr3ather · 16 days ago
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When are you making hush puppies again?
Come over and I’ll hush ur puppies
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m0uthbr3ather · a month ago
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m0uthbr3ather · a month ago
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i’m the most provocative and unique bitch in this Aldi ...
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m0uthbr3ather · a month ago
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Gather ‘round kids: I had a coworker mention to me this morning that it’s impossible to get grease stains out of fabric. As a former chemistry minor who worked two years under the table doing housekeeping and who generally tends to be a fucking disaster, I am here to tell everyone that it absolutely is not impossible, in case this is a widespread belief. Here are a few of my favorite cleaning stain removers that I always have at home.
Here are some options:
A Tide™ pen.
I’m a generic kinda lady. I hate promoting brands 99% of the time. BUT if you catch absolutely any kind of stain before it gets ground in, you can get most of it out with one of these babies. I’ve tested it on blood, chocolate, coffee, guacamole, pizza sauce, red wine on, on that one time i accidentally slopped some oil I was supposed to be using on antiques onto a fancy rug (also an antique but not the one I was gunning for). If you’re washing something delicate, pump it onto your finger a couple of times and gently rub it in. I’m not sure what they put in these things but I’m pretty sure it’s an arcane secret.
Dish soap
Granted, this is a little trickier for upholstery/carpet, but it can still be done using a rag, some water, and some patience. But for clothing, just pour some soap on the stain and rub it in under cold running water.
Absolutely any clear alcohol is your new best friend
You know the old “white wine to clean red” trick? Well, this is its updated sister I like to call “you, too, can use coconut rum to get red jello shot out of your nice white dress”. It’s a nice party trick. Straight vodka works even better. For every day situations involving any kind of alcohol-related spills (including markers)–and especially work situations–rubbing alcohol is ideal. To quote another adage, this one from every chemistry teacher you will ever meet, “like dissolves like.”
Hydrogen Peroxide
It can get blood out of absolutely anything, including your mattress. It reacts with the iron in hemoglobin, which breaks down the molecule, causing it to lose its red color. So make sure you’re not using a cast iron skillet to wash your period underwear in.
Vinegar
This will dissolve lime buildup overnight. Fill a bag, tie it around your showerhead, and presto. You can also use it to scrub the area around your sink and to break up any buildup in pipes. (Limeaway™ is for rich people.) 
Baking soda
This is great if you have a pet or child who peed on the carpet. Just cover the area, wait until it dries, and vacuum it up. The longer you leave it, the better it will do at removing the smell. It’s also good removing mild odors from a small space, like a fridge or a laundry hamper. 
Charcoal
This is your heavy duty odor killer. A little goes a long way. In chemistry, activated charcoal is used as a purifier in reactions, and in medicine, it can be used to treat mild poisoning/overdoses. In your car that smells like someone died because you forgot you had potatoes in the trunk for six months? All you need are regular old charcoal briquettes. Stick a couple handfuls in a flat box and the smell will be gone overnight. Guaranteed. For larger areas, just use more charcoal.
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m0uthbr3ather · a month ago
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Me: I’m gonna try to die
Insurance: damn thats crazy too bad we don’t cover any of the treatments to prevent that
Me: so I tried to die and it didnt work
Insurance: ugh well now we gotta fix you AND put u in treatment I guess
Me: Can you cover at least one of those?
Insurance: no♥️
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m0uthbr3ather · a month ago
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making the difficult decision to not love my cats because I can’t afford to own a Clifford sized animal, let alone two. They’ve already gotten so big and we’re only acquaintances
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m0uthbr3ather · a month ago
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m0uthbr3ather · a month ago
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m0uthbr3ather · a month ago
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Your tits look bigger
You know anon, maybe they are, I haven’t checked recently. Hope you and the family are doing alright during these tough times
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m0uthbr3ather · a month ago
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m0uthbr3ather · a month ago
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looking through my personal tag on here is just watching an unhinged person with undiagnosed BPD slowly descending into madness and also occasionally there’s a selfie
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m0uthbr3ather · a month ago
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moodboard for when it is bedtime
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m0uthbr3ather · a month ago
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2021 made me regress but in a sexy nostalgic way I think
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m0uthbr3ather · a month ago
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Just a heads up im old and have several tattoos now
Also shamelessly plugging in my twitter again because it would be nice to have some tumble friends over there
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m0uthbr3ather · a month ago
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1 hr, an iPhone, and a twitter prompt resulted in whatever the fuck this is
Anyway this is my Twitter handle
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m0uthbr3ather · a month ago
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