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If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

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H.R. Giger: 'Armor for a Dog' (1968)

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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

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POV you’re 12 and looking up an art tutorial for the first time and are about to internalize some deeply flawed information about human anatomy 

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cant believe we live in a reality where getting a silly iced drink can set you back 7 dollars. it's like they want me dead

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free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

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self taught on the tambourine

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#she’s ​antivax

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girl who am i even

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tumblr ads having a normal one as always i see

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george washington was the first king, and his rule lasted from the year 0 to 1776. he clipped his toenails in the west and the rocky mountains piled up. bored one night, he ejaculated in the headwaters of the mississippi and by the time his sperm reached the delta, they had matured to adult men: the first Americans. during his reign great infrastructure projects were undertaken; he personally oversaw the construction of the brooklyn bridge and the chicago bean. he was succeeded upon his death by little gay bitch thomas jefferson