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RIP this fuckin blog here’s some chardee I abandoned a century ago

#my art #chardee #iasip #It's always sunny in philadelphia #charlie kelly #dee reynolds

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i could really really really use a rich rich friend like you.

#i fuckin love portugal. the man #I WAS NOT EXPECTIN THE GLENNMAN

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i hate how im not doing anything w my life like im young and i should be having fun but instead im always on this website or watching movies on netflix and it just gives me such a bad feeling bc i know that one day ill look back and ill be like, “why the fuck did i waste my youth just moping around when i couldve done so many cool things” but fuCk i just don’t know how to stop being like this

#:c

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here’s the thing:

dennis is a lana Gay and Mac is a lady gaga Gay

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can mac be my housewife please and thanks

#10/10 would let him make me mac and cheese #fuck away from my dog though you animal

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a conversation I saw at Taco Bell

young son crying: I wish I had a burrito

the mom pointing at the kid's burrito: son that is a burrito

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@softdennis not my video but it is a compilation

#how can someone be so adorable and so fuckig hot at the same time it's not fair????

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“Do you ever get over having to come out?” (x)

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no piece of sunny knowledge fucked me up quite like learning that rob and glenn celebrate their birthdays together

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Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt

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baby toucans are so unspeakably cute

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like omg ok. dee and charlie talk dennis into flying home for thanksgiving, but they don’t tell mac, because they want it to be a surprise. and so the night before thanksgiving they all drive to the airport, ostensibly to see frank off on a “business trip” - a front to get mac to the airport for the emotional arrivals gate reunion. so they’re at the airport, at the departures gate, “saying goodbye” to frank before his “business trip,” and they’re like, giving a lot of coded speeches about “being honest about your feelings” and “telling people you love them before it’s too late” and shit, and mac is like “hey guys i gotta go to the bathroom i’ll be right back” and charlie and dee are preoccupied, so they’re like “sure, fine, whatever” but then ten minutes go by and they realize mac is still gone, and they’re like… where… is… mac…

and they sprint around the departures area frantically shouting mac’s name, calling his cell, looking through all the bathrooms, he’s nowhere to be found, the TSA gets on their asses because they’re being so frantic and disruptive, and dennis is about to land any minute and they had planned to be at the baggage carousel by now, with their signs and everything, with the boombox set up to play you’re the inspiration as dennis came down the escalator into the baggage claim but. mac is AWOL. what are they going to do.

and then charlie suddenly gets a text from mac and he opens it up and it’s. a picture of clouds through an airplane window. and he’s like, “you were right. i have to be honest about my feelings and tell dennis i love him before it’s too late. i bought a last-minute ticket to north dakota and i’m going to go be with dennis for thanksgiving.” 

and charlie tries to text mac back but mac’s on airplane mode now so they’re not getting delivered and they’re like, fuck, fuck, fuck, and they finally just gather themselves and go over to the baggage carousel where dennis has been waiting for fifteen minutes getting increasingly pissed off and he’s like, “where were you guys? what took you so long? so much for a warm welcome. where’s mac?” and dee’s like, “mac is on a five and a half hour flight to bismarck, north dakota, because he wanted to be with you for thanksgiving, because he loves you” and dennis is like, “what the fuck, charlie, dee, i told you i was coming to philly for thanksgiving” and charlie’s like, “yeah but we didn’t tell mac because we were trying to coordinate this like, romcom airport thing, but then mac slipped away from us and uh… went to north dakota” and dennis has the worst fucking migraine and he’s like, “okay so do i have to fly back to north dakota or are we gonna wait six hours and then tell mac that he needs to come back to philly” and dee is like “okay, well, you can do whatever you want, charlie and i are going to hit the airport chili’s and get plastered, happy thanksgiving”

so dennis like. follows them to the chili’s and sits there disassociating for six hours and then his phone buzzes and he picks it up and it’s mac, of course, and mac says, “hey dennis” and dennis says, “hey mac” and mac says, “uh. guess where i am right now?” and dennis says, “north dakota” and mac goes, “n- wait. yeah. how’d you know?” and dennis says, “i’m in philadelphia. i flew back for thanksgiving.” and mac’s like, “oh. oh, dude.” and dennis is like, “yeah. hey look i’ve been in this chili’s for six hours eating caesar salad and it looks like they have no qualms about letting me sit here for another six or seven hours so why don’t you hop on a plane and fly on back” and mac’s like “okay” and hangs up 

and then we cut to eight hours later and mac walks into the airport chili’s and dennis is just fully asleep in a booth with five untouched plates of caesar salad in front of him, and mac slides into the other side of the booth and raps his knuckles lightly on the table and dennis startles awake and is like, “oh, fuck. mac.” and mac’s like, “hi” and dennis is like, “hi” and mac’s like, “so, um. i love you. i’m in love with you.” and dennis is like, “yeah. me too.” and mac goes, “wait. you’re in love with you or you’re in love with me?” and dennis is like. “mac. i have been sitting in this chili’s for fourteen hours continuously subsisting on nothing but caesar salad with imitation-egg dressing and fake bacon bits. please do not test my patience.” and mac goes, “…okay… but you… didn’t… answer the question” and dennis sighs and says, “i love you, asshole. i obviously love you.” and then he grabs his water glass and takes a sip and goes, “ugh this got really lukewarm while i was asleep can you go flag down a waiter and get him to bring me a new glass” and mac’s like “yeah dude of course”

#oh my god #it played out really well in my head omg #OMG

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Favorite team-up :>

#GOODSHIT #chardee #art

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in case you haven’t noticed, i’m casual. i’m a casual millionaire from texas. i don’t “fit in”, and i don’t wanna fit in. have you ever seen me without this cowboy hat on? that’s casual.

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i think about this picture a lot

#i remember when someone posted this pic in his AMA and he was like ''yeah we dated she's great'' and everyone was like oh fucK YOUUU

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does the bojack horseman universe have furries or does the presence of actual anthropomorphic animals eliminate the need for them