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Toad: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Sabretooth: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Toad: ...Oh.

Sabretooth: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

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i hope toad enthusiasts dont think ive left them behind 😵‍💫 i forget to post my art of him so sorry , so here's a bulk post of various toads and toad related thangs...

heart toad from this post of mine

made a morty bratz character as a little style experiment hehe

🫡 trying to get some of my old art out of my system before the year is over so i'm not posting things from april 2023 all the way in september 2024 hahaa

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man we got Charles and his alien girlfriend drama before we got Toad and the Brotherhood

#x men 97 #xmen 97 #x-men 97 #xmen 97 spoilers #spoilers #xmen toad #mortimer toynbee #brotherhood of evil mutants #man i just wanna see my SPECIAL GUY #charles xavier #professor x

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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

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Heritage post

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amok time

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me getting any new clothing: I will wear this for 5 weeks straight

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Borrowed identity

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They should remove the age requirement for presidency. Its time for america to enter its despotic boy-king era

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it's important to me that people know the original "he would not fucking say that" was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn't hit the same without context.

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A battle for the ages

#the final pam #agatha fisty #agatha fisty one punch gran #monster factory #loading ready run #lrr #the mcelroys #fallout 4 #fallout

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“Caramelldansen” with every second beat removed

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Do we seriously have to skip both ads on YouTube now. Like we press skip on the first then we have to wait five more seconds to press skip on the second. Are you actually fucking kidding me

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more people would exercise if this culture didn't make it absolute hell

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we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule