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Tim Drake's Fake Uncle

But he deliberately hires Slade Wilson, figuring the guy would be fine with leaving him to his own devices. Only for Slade to mother hen the hell out of him and calling Dickie as reinforcements.

Maybe calling Alfred for good measure.

#dick grayson #nightwing #slade wilson #deathstroke #batman #robin #tim drake #alfred pennyworth

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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First genre, then author and then order of publication date

#Fiction and nonfiction are separated as well

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I hear you are biting people again

WHAAAAAAAAA JELLY CAN'T EVEN HAVE FUN!!!!! >:(

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thinking about how peoples blorbos tend to be men on here (makes sense with the trends in fandom of men being prioritised etc etc) SO please reblog and tag your female blorbo(s). this is NOT the post to be like “[male character] becuz he’s a woman to me” i Will come to your house and bite you. anyway i’ll go first mine are susie and julie from dbd and carly jones from house of wax 🖤

#stephanie brown #spoiler #cassandra wayne #cassandra cain #black bat #diana berrigan #white collar #olivier armstrong #riza hawkeye #izumi curtis #pinako rockbell #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #haruno sakura #konan #anko mitarashi #tenten #naruto #sonoko suzuki #ran mouri #detective conan #chichi #bulma briefs #c18 #videl satan #dragon ball

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Ad on from me:

I know some people like to go vintage and use things like Vaseline and vegetable shortening for anal.

Please be aware that these products degrade latex.

Just keep that in mind

are certain lubes better suited for vaginal or anal sex? or are they all the same?

hi anon,

water-based, oil-based, and silicone-based lube are all suitable for either vaginal or anal sex. many people prefer silicone-based lubricants for anal sex because it's so long-lasting and durable, which is helpful when you're working with an orifice that won't naturally lubricate itself. oil-based lubricants are also a no-go with latex condoms, which is relevant for both vaginal and anal sex. beyond that it's all a matter of personal preference!

#sex education

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#same interests! #polls

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That's one of the reasons I like Dylan B. Hollys (probs wrote that wrong)

He uses things you actually have in your kitchen, like a whisk

He's also really fucking funny

#smokey stuff #cooking

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I love these cuties btw.

Their original purpose was as guard dogs for children and nurseries, the nanny dog

They are gentle, cuddly and ridiculously easy to train.

You have to actively try to fuck up to get them to be aggressive.

#smokey stuff #ranting? #pitbull

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I've summoned a demon 😈

#smokey stuff #emotional support demon #the click

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#factory default

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Some of you might recognize this as:

Asterix: bound collection number 1

I just acquired number 2 for a reasonable 18€

Some of the listings went as high as 200€

Not something I'm able or willing to pay, but reasonable for my biggest childhood hero

Goscinny & Uderzo knew what they were doing

#asterix #smokey stuff

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Recently, an American expat who works in the same company as me joined us for lunch in the break room.

My friend and I were talking about our plans for Beltane (which was three days ago) and the upcoming Walpurgis Night (dunno if you call it differently in English)

Our American colleague did as Americans often do over here, and inserted herself into our conversation.

Which is a big No No, by the way.

She said, and I quote, : "You can't celebrate the holidays of the people you stole this country from. That's cultural appropriation "

...

My friend is Norwegian and I'm so german it's concerning...

My whole family comes from the same region I've been born in, with a tiny Irish and Scandinavian offshoot and a slightly bigger Slavic one...

We've been here for millenia, I'm unsure who we apparently stole our home from.

What do y'all learn in the US, I'm concerned

Outside of the whole new age stuff, the holidays of the wandering moon and the changing Sun have been celebrated all over Europe in one fashion or another. Under many gods and many faces, but the same idea and often the same traditions.

#smokey stuff #ranting? #what do Americans learn in school? #beltane #walpurgis night #apparently celebrating the holidays of my ancestors and family is cultural appropriation #the fuck #witchy stuff #i guess

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My phone background is beefy Jason Todd

I can absolutely live with that

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

#jason todd #red hood

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This seems fitting

The last three digits of your current follower count is the Dewey Decimal Classification subject on which you must immediately give a 15-minute presentation.

How would you do?

#smokey stuff #interesting polls