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phrases in the desticule lexicon (not exhaustive, feel free to add):

Michael wave

physical and sexual behemoth Jared Padalecki

untouched and virginal Jensen Ackles

lawboy

chief Justice Jared Padalecki

[gunshots]

Orpheus' gay cajun vampire side piece

greetings blood freak

wax your chest father of two, it's fanservice time

chewing glass

jacting joices

Stanford, law school even

jender and mender

jackles' sexy sexy silence

pack it up George W. Butch

(Cas and Crowley) gay on gay violence

Heller [insert politician]

pspspsps I promise I won't psychoanalyze you

whore boots/Dean's "fuck me" pumps

rogue translator

comrade [insert cast member]

cw sniper

[Texas accent] what

if [x] then WHY [y]

hi hellers!

president Biden your silence on [insert destiel event] is deafening

did you fuck the Michael sword castiel?

too much enrichment in the enclosure

clicky noises/oh clicky noises amv we're really in it now

THEE [insert biblical figure]

they didn't even cast ABEL!

WHY lamp/tree/barn/dog/etc.

JUSSY JOWER

God Jensen, Dean's never gonna fuck you

rancid nutwork

season 16

musty wail

party city wig

blurry wife

nephew what's all this then

[insert writer(s)/showrunner]natural

[insert crossover media]natural

country boys make do

ok so fuck me then

I am once again asking WHO won the 10 minute jackles zoom

jackles release the tapes

jackles I am no longer asking

the epic highs and lows of Nov. 5th

superhell/turbohell (this was mainly used by people outside the desticule but I'm including it)

desticule/destielcule

chewing drywall (precursor to chewing glass; no longer in use)

ghost baby abortion

(diagnosed with) winchester derangement syndrome (this technically is from a deleted scene of spn but we say it so much I have to include it)

baldnatural (courtesy of @thatisahotsoup)

hbo spn

someone please microwave me

Jensen "Dean kinnie" Ackles

homophobic Jimmy Novak

closeted Jimmy Novak

wrist not limp enough. boil it.

canonically dead Kansas the band

Sam Winchester canonically cucked and robbed Jared Padalecki

widower arc and divorce arc

allegorical mpreg/he died in childbirth TWICE

easily the most show/THEE show of all time

unparalleled media experience

If you understand all of these you may need therapy. God bless.

(this list was made with the help of the folks in the hell discord! thanks for your help, guys!)

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one thing about college is that sometimes the professors don't want to teach, so if you send them an email asking if class is cancelled for any dumbass reason there's a pretty decent chance they'll go with it

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castiel gives dean the saddest eyes of all time and dean is just like—man i have GOT to flirt with him

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The literal endgame 😍

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yeah im still here but buck rebranding tommy as the pilot to maddie as if he didn't spend a solid week at her house and at her place of work screaming crying throwing up about the man is just soooo funny to me <3

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It’s, it’s literally the same fucking picture

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who suffered more: Jesus Christ (died on the cross) or me (I just want a lil kiss)

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4x14 / 7x05

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i am so ill about everything that's just happened

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The most heartbreakingly sinister thing Supernatural ever did was have Cas believe there could be a happy life for Dean with him gone. That Dean could just move on. That Dean could just be happy without Cas in his life. That Dean could ever get over losing his angel.

DEAN WOULD NEVER GET OVER CAS. EVER.

The man carried Cas' bloody trenchcoat from car to car because a part of him always believed that cas'd come back.

The man stayed A YEAR in Purgatory (even though the way out was RIGHT THERE!!) because he had to find Cas and had to bring him home.

He literally killed himself when he believed Cas was gone for good. And he would've stayed dead if Billie didn't have other plans for him.

The man decided he actually wanted to live again ONLY AFTER the gay angel returned to him.

Dean would never EVER get over Cas. But Cas never realized that. So he killed himself, unknowingly killing Dean in the proces...

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Oh, really? I learned this in Kindergarten. Face palm.

#it’s silly cause that’s from France 😭

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Hannibal s2e10 "Naka-choko"

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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

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ok so ive decided on my ideal endgame for tfw

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Been seeing a lot of firefighter Dean Winchester jokes, but I’m sure some of you don’t even know

Guys, he always wanted to be a fireman 💙💜🩷