maegicalgirl

[maegicalgirl]

I've been doing a few wonder trades recently, here's a few I found interesting or silly I guess

#pokemon #pokemon sword and shield #pkmn swsh #wonder trade #surprise trade

[maegicalgirl]

good luck dealing with my dnd brainrot, this is my hyperfixation and i will die rambling about roleplay games

druid-bard: "we have the money to pay for that"

chaotic evil warlock-bard who has a background in being in basically the most infamous thieves guild in the realm: "but im here"

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druid-bard: "we have the money to pay for that"

chaotic evil warlock-bard who has a background in being in basically the most infamous thieves guild in the realm: "but im here"

#bombarded #bardcast #dungeons and dragons #dnd

[maegicalgirl]

So, I'm playing Pokémon Sword at an ungodly hour, as you do, just throwing out wonder trades to see what happens, and I traded a Mr. Mime to Gon. 😬

#hunter x hunter #pokemon #pokemon sword and shield

[maegicalgirl]

Guess who's back, bitches

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⚠️ TW: FAKE BLOOD ⚠️

Look at me, actually posting! It feels nice haha.

#amongus #among us #amonguscosplay #among us cosplay #among us costume #cosplay #impostor #crewmate #white

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I'm mad no one found this because we compiled weird shit from school for like an entire year

Things I've heard/seen at school, pre-quarantine edition that I forgot to post

"There's this kid at my school that used to make these (origami)" "Why?" "I don't know, he had a fetish"

(two guys) "Imma put my dick in your mouth" "WHOAH whoah" *third guy* "I'm okay with it as long as I don't see it"

Is this a tiddy? What is this?

I think he's a closet communist. Or worse, Canadian

*tiny rc Lamborghini nyooms down the hallway*

What, pussy? *terrified squawk*

I only know enough Spanish to get me out of jail

Well you know what, I'm not the one who said you had the brain of a starfish

The only person we lost to was diabetes

Did you just touch my goat or were you trying to touch my boob? (Said by a guy)

*after a minute or two of total silence* so wait, is the asparagus the tomato's son?

*from a bathroom stall* who's playing that music? At least tell me the name of that song, it slaps

Literally nobody has ever wanted chunky peanut butter

https://youtu.be/tA-t8oiUbjE (played during math class)

"What did the men of Sodom want?" "That angel booty"

(two guys, again) "he'll have your pants off in ten minutes" "what!?" "Yes he's funny but dangerous. He'll have you laugh laugh laugh and boom you're naked"

Grab your Jesus book and let's go

Do you know how much money we could save if we didn't have to clothe ourselves?

https://youtu.be/9cReVdNOYqc (played during math class, again)

Plus more quotes heard by @maegicalgirl

NO HOMELESS PEOPLE!!!!

*dude being carried sideways like a skateboard through the hallway*

*making a toast* tiddies and ass

Let's get a little milky today

*throws Gatorade bottle* *other guy* you're bad and your parents don't love you

ur penis is out of range bc it's so small

congrats, Goku, on the baby

you don't have to write how big Hitler's peen is

This thing, which showed up for a day

And let's not forget the time all the teachers were trying out the electric scooter

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I caught it in a lady bug enclosure, it's gonna have to stay for the night because I'm not letting a spider outside at midnight, that's how you get murdered

(to the tune of Michael in the Bathroom)

SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM OF MY HOUSE

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(to the tune of Michael in the Bathroom)

SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM OF MY HOUSE

#bmc #be more chill #michael in the bathroom #michael mell #bmc meme #shitpost #jeremy heere #jeremy #jeremyheere #musical #musical shitpost

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[maegicalgirl]

So yesterday I was at Walmart, searching through the patches for my denim jacket, and I found this:

This is one of the worst bootleg Pikachus I've seen,, also it's literally crusty,,

#pokémon #pikachu #pokemon #bootleg #pokémon bootleg #bootleg pokemon #shitpost #pokémon sword and shield #pokemon memes #pokémon memes #pikachu bootleg #bad bootleg #One Crusty Boi #bootleg pokémon #patches #patch #sewing #upcyling

[maegicalgirl]

You've heard of monobrow

Now get ready for

megabrow

#aph hetalia #hetalia #aph england #eyebrows #arthur kirkland #bring back hetalia 2020 #yes i am trash #monobrow #megabrow #hetalia memes #aph #arthur kirkland's eyebrows #eyebrows on fleek

[maegicalgirl]

#shitpost #scrabble #nice

[maegicalgirl]

study hall was very productive today

#study hall #shitpost #michael jackson #hee hee #dumb things #dumb shit

[maegicalgirl]

Stupid Tik Tok Comments

so basically my friends and i only ever get stupid shit as comments and i find them hilarious so i'm gonna put them here.

• on a post that is literally a bakugo and deku cosplay: "Do you watch my here Academia"

• Flowy

• "Me to" ah yes. a goat cosplay. so relatable.

• "I Respect You"

• someone's dog account "WOOF"

• "Nice drawing video!" on a cosplay post

• "He's my father deku"

• "For run Deku"

• "WhO dArE tRy tO hUrt pOoR MyDoRia"

• "It ok I like it"

• "hippy birthday day"

#shitpost #tiktok #tik tok #grammar police #this makes no sense #people are stupid

[maegicalgirl]

yoot doot parachute

#shitpost

[maegicalgirl]

can we acknowledge the fact that there are two songs called Cats on Mars and Mice on Venus that have nothing to do with each other but very similar names

why have i never seen anyone post about this, i know there's cowboy bebop fans that play minecraft

#cowboy bebop #shitpost #minecraft #cats on mars #mice on venus #music #random #anime