I cast: curse of the eldest (can’t ask for help)
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bro ur interupting my "pacing around pointlessly and listening to music" time can u not
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that beautiful tall dommy ukrainian cosplayer lady who's big with the chinese lesbians is so awesome because she probably drowned her abusive husband in the indonesian ocean and no one cares
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i wish superpowers were real because then you'd get people making posts like "some people need to get real hobbies and stop making identical illusionary clones of themselves that your fist passes through like smoke when you go to punch them :/" and know exactly who the OP was talking about
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just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.
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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally
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eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school
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arcade night 🕹️🦇
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Friend and I are debating whether something is common knowledge or not.
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coming back after a long time with totally unexpected content
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Hey check out how hard i ca]
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[n portal through posts 😁
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[ch- wait... guys???
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