magnusthefish

[magnusthefish]

kit herondale IS a taylor swift stan and i AM correct

#this post is getting hella notes now #thank you ms swift for releasing a new album and giving me clout on tumblr dot com

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Tessa: Have you ever fallen in love?

Kit: Five times a day

#shameless self reblog

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Magnus: I have a lot of followers

Alec: Oh? On what app?

Magnus: App? I’m the leader of a cult

Alec:

Alec: Suddenly I have to go

#im rlly close to a big milestone on here!!!!! #i missed most of my follower milestones bc i didn't know how to celebrate them #but i actually am gonna post something this time!!!! #big excitement!!!!! #shameless self reblog

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Magnus: I have a lot of followers

Alec: Oh? On what app?

Magnus: App? I’m the leader of a cult

Alec:

Alec: Suddenly I have to go

#o h #when you thnk about it #magnus and klaus hargreeves are very similar #also i probably spelt his surname wrong sorry #the guy from the umbrella academy #they both have cults #and i respect that #i think they'd be very good friends if they ever met #or maybe they'd fight #honestly it's anyone's guess #magnus bane #alec lightwood #malec #alec x magnus #magnus x alec #tmi #tec #rsom #lbotw #tlbotw

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Alec: Do you value your friends? You should

Alec: Isabelle: six dollars

Alec: Simon: two dollars

Alec: Jace: negative seven dollars

Alec: Maia: four dollars

Alec: Clary: five dollars

Magnus: Actually, all of my friends are priceless

Alec: Yeah, well mine are worth ten dollars collectively

#yo ive been gone for a hot minute sorry #im so busy lately and for what #smh my head #✊😔 #alec lightwood #isabelle lightwood #simon lewis #jace herondale #maia roberts #clary fray #clary fairchild #magnus bane #malec #alec x magnus #magnus x alec #tsc #tmi

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Ty: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?

Kit: What the hell?

Ty: Oh, sorry, my bad

Ty, whispering: Wanna help me commit a felony?

Kit, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

#yooooo my school has a bunch of corona cases #someone in my class whos kinda my friend got it yikes #so now half my class has to self isolate #theres only 7 people in my maths class that one guy successfully and singlehandedly took out most of my class #it was a full class before #honestly idk how my school is still open #like we've had more than one case #and that one person took out so many people #surely eventually everyone will just. have to isolate #ty blackthorn #kit herondale #kitty #kit x ty #tsc #tda #twp

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Julian: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Mark: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours

Emma: I got distracted about halfway through

Ty: Ignoring you was a conscious decision

#okay i hate mobile so much #how do i USE IT #it’s so confusing and for what #is this just a me issue or is this a common opinion #dear god i need my laptop for this shit #julian blackthorn #emma carstairs #mark blackthorn #ty blackthorn #tda #tsc

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alec: jace knocked someone out!

clary: im sure if jace punched someone he had a good reason to

jace: i saw face, i hit face

#u know that tiktok meme that’s like #i aint never seen two pretty best friends #there’s this one guy in my maths class who thinks it’s the funniest thing ever #and he just. repeats it. over and over #it’s so fucking annoying #ill be there doing recurring fractions or whatever #and in the corner he’ll just be murmuring about how he’s never seen two pretty best friends #it was funny at first #but now he’s single handedly ruined the joke #it probably sounds funny that he does that #but when you hear it 20 times in 5 minutes it is Not Funny #alec lightwood #jace herondale #clary fray #tsc #tmi #clace #clary x jace #jace x clary

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there’s only 10 minutes left of halloween yall :(

#i mean only for people in the uk #i watched the nightmare before christmas with my friend to celebrate halloween #since we couldn’t really do anything else #i forgot how good it is #stan jack for clear skin #what a legend

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simon: alec, i’m asking for your permission to date isabelle

alec: what is this, the dark ages? you know what, since you've asked, no you can't. beat me in a fight first

#yooo ive been gone for ages sorry #i had a bunch of exams and shit #and now it’s half term so i really have no excuse #sorry alrkkakkr #i kept telling myself i would post something and then just... forgetting?? #i simply have no brain #simon lewis #simon lovelace #alec lightwood #isabelle lightwood #sizzy #simon x isabelle #tsc #tmi

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julian: wait, you and kit are dating now?

ty: yes

kit: cash gifts only please

#this is funny idc idc #sorry ive been gone #ill probably be gone for the next few days as well #i have a bunch of assessments in the next week so ive spent all of this week studying #hence my absence #and hence my absence next week #ill be back soon tho!! #wish me luck #shameless self reblog

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magnus: would you consider us adorable?

alec: no, we're adult men

alec: we're cute

#why do my kitty posts do well and my malec posts don't??? #i thought malec would be more relevant rn #lbotw and that #but apparently not? #smh my head #shameless self reblog

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jace: well, plan A failed, but at least we have plan B!

clary: we have a plan B?

simon: we had a plan?

#idk why im posting so much tmi lately it’s just what comes to mind #today i was out at the park w my friends #chillin #and then it started raining loads but. everywhere except where we were #like deadass? #we could see and hear rain and other people at the park were getting rained on #and we were just absolutely fine #for like 10 minutes #idk how that happened #and then the wind changed or some shit and we got fuckin drenched #like my phone stopped working bc it got rain in it #and my hands weren’t working bc it was so cold #all in all? 9/10 #would be 10/10 but my phone is still glitching hours later #like it works it’s just very slightly fucked up #jace herondale #clary fray #clary fairchild #simon lewis #simon lovelace #jace lightwood #why do they all have so many names im too tired to remember them all tf #tmi #tsc #tec #lbotw

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Julian: Stop saying “I wish” and start saying “I will”!

Ty: I will Kit loved me

#classic kitty content back again‼️ #sorry ive been gone i kinda lost track of the days #and also ive been sick for the last few days #not corona related or anything just me clownin #it looks like it’s clearing up a bit?? #having said that it’s gonna get worse isn’t it #im tempting fate akdkdjjajjr #julian blackthorn #ty blackthorn #kit herondale #kitty #kit x ty #tsc #tda #twp

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magnus: all i need to know about the universe is that i’m at the centre of it

#shameless self reblog

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magnus: would you consider us adorable?

alec: no, we're adult men

alec: we're cute

#i feel like this has already been made but hashtag yolo #my laptop has decided it doesn't want to work #everything is painfully slow #typing these tags is honestly exhausting bc it's glitching so much #and i hate mobile i just do #so #i get to spend double the time writing these #now thats what i call funky fresh #woah that just stopped itself?? #like i didn't type a comma it just became a tag?? #pray for my laptop #okay it's making weird noises now #oh shit it's been like 5 minutes since i wrote that and in that time my laptop #it just #the screen went black and it was rlly loud and it wouldn't let me do anything #it's working now but it's overheating and loud #what is HAPPENING #some computer person lmk what just happened asdkjfhj #aight i should probably leave my laptop alone now #magnus bane #alec lightwood #malec #magus x alec #alec x magnus #tsc #tec #tmi

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fun fact, people can like stuff you don’t like! just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean everyone else is forbidden from talking about it!

#probably delete later #some people be out here... thinking their word is god... are you not embarrassed?? #don’t come for me i know this is off brand sometimes u just gotta be annoyed w someone