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Heyyyyyyy,

ᕕ(⌐■_■)ᕗ ♪♬ I just published my first ever tf2 fic! I would really appreciate it if you checked it out! It’s a oneshot swordvan because that ship does not get enough attention even thought its adorable.

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#tf2 #fanfiction #my writing

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#TF2 #tf2 pyro #tf2 scout #neurodivergence #autism #adhd

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This is a silly little game about silly little men(?) having silly little fights over a silly little patch of silly little gravel....

And I love it.

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must anymore be said?

#tf2 pyro #tf2 #tf2 fanart #why do we have hands meme

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I may or may not have accidentally possibly introduced a certain patriot to a certain American musical.

And he may or may not be way too into it.

I have made a terrible mistake

Oh no

Oh no

#tf2 #slice of life #tf2 soldier

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Oh no

Oh no

#Oh no

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Rank the mercs most to least homophobic

Rank the mercs most to least gay

It’s for science

PLEASE NOTE how it says LEAST homophobic and LEAST gay. None of them are fully straight or homophobic, don't worry.

#tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 pyro #tf2 engineer #tf2 demoman #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #tf2 spy #tf2 sniper #tf2 miss pauling #tf2 administrator #TW// internalised homophobia mention #lesbian #gay #aromantic #aroace #asexual #ask

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What type/genre of music do your dads listen to

oh boy.

Scout: Tom Jones, obviously. However, recently, I caught him mouthing the words to WAP.

Soldier: He listens to everything American, country songs, old war songs, stuff like that.

Pyro: Disney songs, the MLP soundtrack. We are JAMMIN 24/7.

Demo: It varies, he listens to a lot of classical piano when he can, jives to pop music, thinks "Drunken Pipe Bomb" is an absolute banger though.

Heavy: He doesn't listen to a lot of modern music, mainly just his records (Russian songs and opera, classy sh!t)

Engie: Johnny Cash, Dolly Parton, Tammy Wynette, Willy Nelson, country singers.

Medic: I have never heard him listening to music. He works in total silence. It's really weird.

Sniper: The Who, The Beatles, anything from his time. He loathes modern pop music.

Spy: Far too uptight to admit he listens to anything but opera until I saw the ABBA CD on his shelf

Miss Pauling: She’s more into podcasts, but she does occasionally listen to Girl in Red, and a shocking amount of heavy metal.

The Admin: She insists she had no time for listening to music, but sometimes I hear opera coming through her door, it always sounds like she's the one singing, too.

#tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 pyro #tf2 demoman #tf2 heavy #tf2 engie #tf2 medic #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #tf2 miss pauling #tf2 administrator #ask #TW// swearing

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Does medic ever use you for science?

Oh, he's tried, my body is a scientific anomaly. But I don't let him anywhere near me with a scalpel because, quite frankly, I want to keep my soul.

#tf2 #tf2 magpie #tf2 medic #ask

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I am currently training the doves to fly down to me whenever I enter the medbay, it's hard since medic is always there but it will be worth it to see the annoyance on his face.

#tf2 #tf2 magpie #tf2 medic #slice of life

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prepare to mag-die

no, u

#ask

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fell asleep while I was working...

#tf2 #tf2 magpie #tf2 engineer #art

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They are best friends and they talk about women and murder. Day 1 | Flags

#tf2 #tf2 magpie #art

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POV: You are Saxton Hale

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#tf2 #tf2 magpie #is me! #art

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!!OOC Notice!!

This blog is in character of my tf2 oc, Magpie, (unless tagged with OOC). This all takes place post-comic, so magpie does not fight in the badlands. Oh and 7/9 of the mercs are his dads... its complicated. 

For asks:

-Feel free to use all pronouns for magpie

-NO NSFW

-NO SHIPPING BETWEEN THEM AND THE MERCS

#tf2 #ooc #tf2 magpie