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Stardew Valley Text-Posts

Please reblog haha you’re so sexy

#stardew valley

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*Stares directly into the camera*

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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

#stardew valley

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THAT makes him THE BEST

#stardew valley #sdv shane

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love "et cetera" like... theres soooo much more. beyond your wildest imaginations. Not gonna tell u what tho. Move on

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it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair

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OMG couple😱😱

#yoi #yuri on ice #viktuuri #viktor nikiforov #yuuri katsuki

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#new girl #he's so real for this

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#puppet history

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Someone on Reddit keeps getting recommended the Jane Austen subreddit despite knowing nothing about Jane Austen, so they posted an Ask Me Anything. Best response so far:

Sorry JA, no longer a truth universally acknowledged.

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#greedfall #constantin d'orsay

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It’s sad heartbroken vampire hours ;-;

#olrox #castlevania #castlevania nocturne #cv nocturne

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#mizrox #mizrak #olrox #castlevania #castlevania nocturne