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You've mentioned before that Jamil would die of embaressment if he tried giving his s/o one of his own hoodies. But imagine his s/o just constantly stealing his clothes without asking. Hoodies? Gone. Basketball jersey? Sorry, gotta play without it.

He would just pass away from the fluster and then be revived by the sheer ego boost

*sits back in my chair with one of those pipes you use to blow bubbles*

Ah yes... you see... Jamil. He can handle the verbal praise. Craves it even if he has to deny it, he'll be riding that high all day as he replays it in his mind, affirming his superiority over the common masses.

But stealing his hoodie? Well, he can't exactly play that off or deny it... everyone can see you wearing it. He can't return to the privacy of his own room to enjoy it with no one looking. No he just has to deal with everyone watch him be horny on main as you dance around in his clothes. His clothes!!! That he wears!!! That everyone has seen him wear!!!

He's dying of embarrassment and then reviving flex (on Azul specifically idk why) before returning to the grave, taking you with him. Hey he hides in his hoodie when he's embarrassed and you're currently wearing it, make some room ( •̀ - •́ )

#AUSBSIDJD ADORABLE

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Broke: The Shaftland (uninspiring)

Woke: The Land of Pyroxene (fancy)

#twisted wonderland

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"shipping and blorbofication are not inherently at odds with understanding a story's deep themes" and "some people can't grasp the themes of a story because they never learned how to engage with stories outside of the lens of shipping and blorbofication" are two statements that can coexist

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Which is crazy bcs ive never seen fem aligned creators banning male readers to interact with their contents

"All female aligned readers DNI"

Female readers who use male OCs as inserts:

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This your man, Leander stans??

#THIS MITE BE HIM

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Fanon pet peeve is when authors make yuu/reader as someone so incompetent lmao. Wym they dont know basic self care? Table manners? Having 0 rhythm??

#twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader

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Vil: This meal plan of yours is not giving you the health you need

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: And that hair of yours is not giving Vogue worthy, it's giving turnip

Vil, bewildered: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: hmm, how 'bout that? How 'bout them apples? ��🏽

Vil: Epel! Felmier! Enough with the Influencing of the perfect!!

Epel: I AIN'T EVEN TELL 'EM OR TEACH 'EM 'BOUT THAT YET!

Vil: YET?!

Epel: ...shit

Epel, yanks Mc/Y/N/Yuu to the door and check's non-existent watch:

Epel: Oh my! It would appear me and the perfect are about to be late to our very important tea party! May you excuse us my dear Housewarden!

Vil: EPEL!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, yelling out the door: IM PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF COMING UP WITH STUFF LIKE THAT ON MY OWN!

Epel: SHUT UP AND RUN

Divider from/by @/cafekitsune

#“it's giving turnip” 😭😭😭 pls #but id be mean to wannabe nutritionists too tbh

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FUCK MEEEEUIOZHSENRFUIOEHRFOUIEHRFUISWFHNROUEWFHNROEWIU8RFHNUEWPIOSFRHNUEPIRFHNBUEPISRFBGHNSUEIRGHTBNSERTGESRG952DRG+9GH4+*FTH87+54DRFTH WHEHJWEGHU SARF TYGHE DSVUFCSKIPDB WSUJEIF H FGRJHWHJDVq/.1/1.

#HELLO????????

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Your twst boy makes a comment half joking that you would make a good house spouse, after he sees your flustered reaction...he starts making legit plans.

#jamil

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"I don't want to be mean" me right before I say the cuntiest thing imaginable

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I feel like Barbatos is the type to lie straight to Diavolo's face while knowing full well Diavolo knows he's lying

#prev tags: #Diavolo knows he's lying but he also knows Barbatos will play dumb if he calls him out #like Barbatos is willing to die on any hill that makes his life easier bc he knows Diavolo isn't gonna do shit about it #Diavolo just sighs like 'yeah. yeah we're both gonna pretend to believe this i guess'

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he ask for no pickles

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babybabybabybabybabybabybabybabyba

#son

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I need new glasses because I nearly threw up seeing Luke in that new card,,,

#we all knew its the mask but this bangs is a canon event for most kids lmao

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hi tumblr, watch me disappear again after this

#CLEVER

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Tw: dark themes

Obey me should be 18+. Obey me should be bloody and vicious. Mc's presence would be so much impactful if only the demons behaved like demons and the angels behaved like angels. If Solomon was an almost forgotten king living amongst dark creatures with no crown on his head.

When i think of Solomon i think of that story where two mothers were arguing about a living child. He offered giving each of them one half of the baby.

Where's that Solomon?

Why does Mammon keep spending money? True Greed lives within those parents that choose witnessing their child in pain over paying expensive medicine. Those people that bought one pair of leather boots ten years ago and refuse to buy something new because everything is "too expensive" nowadays. Mammon should be selfish and bitter, criticizing everyone's spending habits, not encouraging them.

But Mammon's greed represents having everything and more, you may say.

Well then, if he wants to have everything and more, why does he gamble? Does he expect to win every single time? I'm not convinced.

And Beel shouldn't be hungry all the time. On the contrary, he should be full. He should be eating without really having the need to do so. Food is not a coping mechanism for Gluttony, it takes the whole meaning of sin away. Beel should eat because he can do it and because he wants to do it. He should be eating until he feels sick and then keep eating because, why not? The food is delicious and it's right there.

And on top of that they're demons. Mystical beings dedicated entirely to temptation and punishment.

In obey me they're all bark and no bite (except lesson 16 and maybe Lucifer sometimes).

Give me some violence. Give me the gore that comes with living in hell. Give me a mentally unstable MC that truly shouldn't survive the exchange program. Demons all around are obsessed falling in love with them. Give me a true reason and not plot armor.

Envy and Pride are so close. Levi should be as ruthless as Lucifer. Greed and Lust? Prostitution and sex trafficking would put Mammon and Asmo on top of the food chain.

Tell me why Diavolo is more powerful than Barbatos.

Tell me how Luke is still alive.

#im with bunny-scorpion in this one

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If you dont choose diavolo you're wrong lmao

#mans a humanboo he thinks its a human custom to do so