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the greatest plot point in Teen Wolf is still, without question, the fact that sometimes turning into a werewolf goes wrong and you turn into a lizard instead

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This is gay sex to me

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people comparing this finale to sunrise/sunset and bemoaning that “wow actions will never have consequences on this show” as if Guillermo getting turned into a vampire and then realizing over the whole season that his lifelong dream only brought him regret isn’t something with ongoing consequences even if he’s human now?? Like that’s a big plot progression bestie?

#wwdits #wwdits spoilers #also it had gay stuff so automatically leagues ahead of sunrise #plus there was like relationship progression this season which wasn’t undone aka nandor pining era now #also sorry but realistically Guillermo just being a fully equal vampire at this point would kill the rest of the seasons #anyway maybe I just can’t complain about a finale featuring nandor tying guillermos cloak on

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.#married

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honestly so shocked at how many people who don’t know who freddie is. you mean to tell me you weren’t losing ur mind over the script leak of nandor meeting guillermo’s british boyfriend freddie on january 6th???

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i saw an opportunity and took it okay

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nandor: it’s great that you’re not jealous of my wives, guillermo :) i’m glad you can help me find a wife without your jealousy getting in the way :) 

guillermo: yeah, i’m happy for you and not jealous

nandor:

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Nandor’s season 4 arc

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What we do in the shadows fans, ready your thats the way I loved you (Taylor’s version) nandermo edits

#wwdits #nandermo #wwdits spoilers

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having my 2nd descent into madness over gays planning their honeymoon together only for one of them to not show up

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gays stop making dramatic rash decisions when your boyfriend doesn’t show up at a pre-set appointment because their life is literally being threatened challenge

#current mood!!! #not twice bitch

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I cannot for the life of me find the post I was tagged in, but yay handwriting game!

1. Say hello

2. Write the numbers 1-9

3. Write the Roman alphabet

4. Write something random (lyric, quote, howl at the moon like me lol)

5. Write the phrase 'The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog'

6. Write all the urls you tag

Tagging @lantur @clotpolesonly @nacreousgore @spikeface @momentofmemory @scribeoffate @alexenglish @littlepetbee @sleepy-skittles @princessamericachavez @princecharmingwinks @halebaccari @domesticated-feral @letthestorieslive @wolfflock @a-lil-bi-furious @rohesiawrites @alisonhales @nyxelestia @dannosteve223 @theproblemwithstardust @luulapants @adrianfridge @kazbrekkersz @lionofstone @fairytales-and-folklore @girleasemymind @maliasass @asarcasticwitch @smalls2233 @tailoredshirt @sequinedmonkey @rajveeshah and @artisticentropy with zero pressure! I just never want anyone to feel left out lol

#ahhhh my love!!! #this is such a late reblog but wanted to let you know getting a tag notif from you again made me smile #ur handwriting is lovely #also honored to have two urls in here lmao #hope you’re doing well hope you’re having a good day

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i spent like 20 minutes staring at this trying to get it right

I made a wwdits tiermaker so you can all rank your favourite episodes and we can compare our ratings 🥺 please drop your list in the notes teehee :))

#wwdits #i have some that go either way but i will not take criticism #its about the vibes they create in my heart

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nandor and guillermo hugging could fix me

#me irl #wwdits

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whoever came up with the idea that guillermo should make tiny dolls of him and nandor is an evil genius. can you imagine the writers just sitting in the writers room talking about how theyre gonna make nandor so depressed that he decides to join a cult and then one writer is just like “i think we should have guillermo make dolls of himself and nandor” and all the other writers were just like “yeah sure why not”

#honestly think about this all the time who thought hey let’s sprinkle that in there #showing up at the props department like hey guys gonna need you to make some gay little dolls just for funsies #sick and twisted love it #wwdits