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also how are you !!! it’s been a bit :]

WAIT WHAT I ACCIDENTALLY DSAVED TIIS AS A DRAFT IM SO SOARYY

#I DIDNT EVEN REALSIE #I THOUGHT I HAD #asks #dvlboy #mal speaks

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WARNING OP SPOILERS!

Getting hung up on medical licences in a universe where:

A man who can canonically stretch his dick out for metres gained the powers of a sun god after angrily eating a whimsical magic fruit because he got teased by the secret son of an elite fish-bowl-headed bourgeoisie as a child

Convicts live in a secret layer of a maximum security prison and are led by a queer queen with a giant head who has magical HRT powers -AND-

Alien Eminem with elongated earlobes and Pinocchio are both Gods

Is certainly something

ppl getting hung up on the fact that law is not a licensed doctor is so funny to me, bc do you all think mr tony tony chopper, the 15 years old human reindeer, is??

#one piece spoilers #ew spoilers #op spoilers

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Get ready for Jizz-In-Me January guys

nut-in-me november

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What is Doflamingo X Crocodile called

Because

Dofladile? Sounds like a pokemon

Crocamingo?... I don't even know where to start

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wishing i was pegging somebody's son and watching him twitch and pant into his pillow beneath me while i run my hands over his back and hips and tell him what a good pretty boy he is for me

#all i wnat for chrismamdt #or vice versa

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ok do this and tell me how much u got

#42k #eep

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From the bottom of my heart I hope 2024 is a better mental health year for everyone

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#CRABS!???!???!. #LIKE #WHAT TYPE THOUGH #happiness #cock #they're both the same thing but okay

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Garp is the funniest character of One Piece because he's a marine and yet he had a revolutionary son and then three grandsons who are basically: A communist, an arsonist, and an anarchist. The four of them definitely say "fuck the Marines" on a daily basis but would probably show up to a family dinner as if nothing happened

#He left his grandsons to be raised by mountain bandits in a town frequented by pirates #And then got annoyed when they turned out to be Pirates of some description #Like. Garpykins. That's not how things work

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Can I just say the reblog notes on this have me giggling and kicking my feet like. Yes. Let us all be united through our love to hate on this little creature of a man.

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My family will offer to play monopoly as "bonding" as if it doesn't sever every known and unknown bond that ever existed

#malshit #monopoly is evil

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Reblog to kill it faster

#*chanting like a little witch around my bubbling cauldron and fire* die... die... DIE...!!!

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Fic writers!!!

Please reblog for sample size!

#Absolutely not omg

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Shanks and Mihawk taking turns with you while the other watches. You beg and you plead to have them both, to feel two sets of big hands roaming your body, two mouths on yours with tongues entwining, two muscled bodies engulfing you and trapping you between them. You can handle it, you whine, you can take them both you swear you can.

And the look on Shanks' face as he stands beside the head of the bed, stroking his leaking cock, says he wants to give into your desperate pleas. He wants to kiss the tears from your cheeks and tell you how good you are for being so patient, then slide his aching cock between your pretty lips while Mihawk stays buried in your drenched cunt, and fill you the way you ought to be filled.

But you’ll have to wait.

Your tears are far too pretty, and your whining is far too sweet, and something about Mihawk’s expression as he leans down and grabs your cheeks to force you to focus on him—the snide grin creeping across his lips, the glimmer in his golden eyes—says that you couldn’t possibly be ready to handle them both…and that you and Shanks need to learn some patience.

#HELLO THIS IS 😗🤌❤️ #snskkskdkele #bon apetit #I love this concept but the way you write things is always so good 😭 #word vomit bc im half asleep but i hope my point gets across lmao

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*sighs wistfully* when will my husband (a fictional man) return from the war (a fictional reality)

#mal speaks #self ship #oh dear this blew up

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NEWAYSS i'm back and working on the sluttification™ of fictional characters

#god I hate depression

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AO3 should let you leave kudos on every chapter tbh

#ao3 #mal speaks