Mad glad sad bad it’s all just a fad
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It’s sadness not madness : (
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Sire Malkavian: This is America. If you don’t work hard, you don’t succeed. I don’t care if you’re black, white, purple, or going to a high school reunion on ketamine
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Sneaking is for snacks
Malkavians have confusing dialogues... but on the super plus side, they have the most useful powers when it comes to sneaking and combat
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I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!
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Malkavian: If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen organs on the street, I’d have two nickels. That may not be a lot, but it’s odd that it happened twice
Sire Malkavian: It was Florida…
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If you feed a human sour gummy worms then put blood worms in the corpse and eat those that’s how we make sour gummy bloody worms
@diablerizing
SOUR GUMMY WORMS
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A madman isn’t a bad man just usually a sad man who looks like a glad man
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SABBAT????
Do you like blood ice pops then? -Sascha (the Tremere with the derangements)
I like them with Chelada and blood because I like the way my vomit tastes after
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Do you like blood ice pops then? -Sascha (the Tremere with the derangements)
I like them with Chelada and blood because I like the way my vomit tastes after
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