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malkgender · 3 years
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people hiding their vampirism is soooo tired. its 2020 no one cares anymore.
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malkgender · 4 years
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murder documentaries 😊
Hi what obnoxious shit did your parents watch when you were a kid. My dad made me watch operas like in the theater
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malkgender · 4 years
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FOOD $0  DATA $150 RENT $800 TIDE PENS $3,600 UTILITY $150 
SOMEONE WHO IS GOOD AT THE ECONOMY PLEASE HELP ME BUDGET THIS MY COTERIE IS DYING 
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malkgender · 4 years
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I cannot believe you're talking shit about silly bands. how could you hate them they were a 2000s kid staple. trading silly bands made me the coolest kid in school and you're just jealous of that 😤
you cant even tell what fucking silly shape a silly bandz is once you wear it so what is the fucking POINT of making it a silly shape? to sell more silly bandz? theyre just overpriced rubber bands children would put around their wrists for the novelty factor of colorful plastic objects. i hate them. at least wear a stupid overpriced hot topic rubber wristband with a stupid 2011 meme on it
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malkgender · 4 years
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*in a vampire voice* i vant to be emotionally stable 
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malkgender · 4 years
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no records no passport no id no birth certificate. no birthname, no gender! the only thing i’m legally classified as is “a problem”
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malkgender · 4 years
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CAMARILLA IS UNFAIR 📣
PRINCE LACROIX IS IN THERE 📣
STANDING AT THE CONCESSION 📣
PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION 📣
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malkgender · 4 years
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malkgender · 4 years
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if i diablerize a non-malk would they get access to the madness network? can diablerized malks use the madness network like normal or is it like firewall protected? so many questions we might never know the answer to
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malkgender · 4 years
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what's so bad about the voice in your head you get after diablerie. none of you have had to deal with the madness network ❤
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malkgender · 4 years
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what would you do if i was standing in your haven right now… haha just kidding… unless 😳
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malkgender · 4 years
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This is Staying In Your Own Lane 101
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malkgender · 4 years
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malkgender · 4 years
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malkgender · 4 years
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malkgender · 4 years
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only describe me like this
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malkgender · 4 years
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send a ‘👄 + character name’ and my muse will talk about that character
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