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malytwotails · 15 hours
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My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.
I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”
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malytwotails · 21 days
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malytwotails · 21 days
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i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.
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malytwotails · 21 days
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so i have a cat now
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malytwotails · 26 days
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reblog for easter
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malytwotails · 26 days
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me: chat what do we think
the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please
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malytwotails · 2 months
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The six G1 Princess Pony dragons (pics from My Little Wiki)
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malytwotails · 2 months
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non furries are so annoying about the semantics of calling something a furry. "erm wouldnt that be like.. a feathery???" its an avian and its still a furry. ok yes you can call the slug a slimy thats funny. but these are all fursonas. unless theyre not. i hope this hurts you
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How People Make Crayons - Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood (1981)
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"I'm smoking for one now!" - cool woman after getting abortion
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