*2 year old Severus bringing a ‘potion’ of dead bugs, worms, random sticks, mud, leaves, dirt, etc. that he found outside and mixed together to his mother*
1st year Regulus: I heard you’ve been suspended twice.
2nd year Severus: yeah, the 1st time someone told me I should build a better relationship with my parents so I told them they should build a relationship with a bullet in their head.
Lucius : oh my god
Severus: apparently that was not an ‘appropriate thing to say’ whatever that means.