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Jedi Master Maul faces the greatest obstacle of his existence: being tiny

#i didnt realize this was jedi!Maul AU and thought being tiny would be his villain origin story 🤣 #(you can tell im tiny huh?) #but i like this better 🤭 #Maul grateful for Padmé's teeny tiny genes

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New Pilot Uniform lookin' Great!!

Inspired on this

#[sound of the whole rebel base losing their absolute shit] #cuuute

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This was supposed to be just a simple outline and shades but I think I got a bit too into it

#👀👀👀 #im glad you did OP because its beautiful

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idea: GNK droid dressed up as a juice box

#AHHHH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!

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as someone who got 2 concussions this year and inhaled toxic substances at the workplace i can confidently inform you all that all characters in the star wars prequels are absolved of stupidity. they're all dumb as a box of rocks but its not their fault that no one made them wear helmets in wartime. the introduction of SPOSHA (space OSHA) would reduce incidences of darth vader creation by at least one i just know it

#ASJFHFJFSHKNH OMG!?

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'Desert hermit Ben Kenobi develops a reputation as a crazy wizard because he keeps talking to thin air.'

No. This is Tatooine, talking to yourself is hardly the weirdest thing they've seen. Ben Kenobi, however, keeps having full on fucking screaming rows with thin air and seemingly gets replies back, which is decidedly a step up.

(They've managed to piece together that a major point of contention is the acquisition and raising of a child? Clearly Ben is a wizard that had a bitter divorce with a desert spirit and is working through a custody dispute)

#lmaooooo thats so fucking funny

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The Star Wars Original Trilogy is peak fiction because they took a fairy tale and set it in space, then they gave the princess in distress a GUN. But even better they gave her a sharp tongue and the power of revolution. They made the “dragon” a depressed cyborg father with asthma who doesn’t understand his own emotions and does murders because of it. And they made the knight a blond Barbie boy who attempts to solve problems with the power of love like he’s Sailor Moon or something.

And then they said, “oh yeah they’re all related btw. All the galaxy’s problems are this one family’s fault. Hope this helps 😘”

#AND THATS WHY ITS SO GOOD!!!!!

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incorrect sw

#BARELY incorrect #lmao

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Candy Ka'rtas: derived from ka'rta beskar, the iron heart or mandalorian diamond that sits in the center of chest plate armour ✰ Happy Valentines Day! ✰ reminder that T*RFs can fuck off, only interact if you love trans & nb folks

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if anyone ever asks why return of the jedi is my favourite star wars film i’ll just send them this gif

#i really dont think it was INTENDED to be a force enhanced kick which is why the scene is funny #but yeah u right it can very easily be explained in universe #which personally i think makes it funnier #Luke was like ''i wanna kick this fucker in the face so bad but he's a couple feet too far away ☹️'' #then remembered he had the force and said ''wait!!!! get roundhouse kicked by my spirit bitch!!!!! 😃'' #and thats beautiful

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well everyone is drawing this sooooo...

pov: ahsoka and anakin are living their best lifes while obi-wan in panic tries to figure out how he will explain this to the council

#lmaoooo

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#of course he could! #he's literally made of light. he's canonically looked the darkside in the eyes and said ''no thanks! 🥰''

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Boba: So you're saying my face and my voice aren't familiar to you?

Din: Yes, why should they be?

Boba: Did they raise you in a basement?

Din: no

Din: in a sewer.

#asjfjfsgjhgdddsgghf yeah lmaoooo

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She just gets insecure sometimes

Thank the gods her wife is there to reassure her

Koska just doesn’t give a damn

#lmaoooooo #local tough guy butch is actually very insecure little bug sometimes. more at 11

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Never forget Din checking out Cobb's ass

#And he would have kept staring if the Tusken hadn't dropped that explosive #keeping that tag #he sure would have!!! #Din Djarin: outstanding homosexual