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most notable times of being hit on by customers:
guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them
old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with โ€œ@ aol.comโ€ when i said i donโ€™t do that
cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out
older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying โ€œthis is really embarrassing but umm.. iโ€™d love to get to know you more..โ€ and gave me a receipt with his email address on it
dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with โ€œahoi hoiโ€
military guy who said itโ€™d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat
most notable time a customer did not ask me out:
a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying โ€œum. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????โ€
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hey wanna know a secret
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"kill them with kindness" wrong. WATERFOWL DANCE.
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thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth *leaves the dentist without paying*
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yes yesy yes yes yes yes hell yes ys yes yes
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You know what? Fuck you.
*unshrinkies your dinks*
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Fucking hate ai bitches this shit is poisoning my search results just like that tumblr baby crow post fuck y'all for real
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this is shocking
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Some wise words from the masterminds behind undertale and deltarune
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Sometimes you gotta pick a cat up just to set them back down somewhere nearby. Remind them who calls the shots in your house. Oh you thought you were lying on the floor? Dead wrong fool you're standing on the couch cushion now staring up at me waiting for an explanation. You'll never get it. I'm gone. I'm walking away. I'm already in the next room before you can so much as mutter a confused "meow." later son. you're reexamining your place in the universe all by yourself. Consider my power in a empty living room
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