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im going to start compiling all the shitty booktok videos i find except theyre on reels bc i suck

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this is sending me

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I love pop rocks, can I have some more [x]

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Endless Fantasy High

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"you gotta honor the cock"

#brian murphy everyone #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high junior year spoilers #i guess? #dimension 20 #i am crying i live him #emily saying she's getting it in cursive on her forearm 😂😂

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everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp

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Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶

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U ever have any container or appliance that you only ever put water inside you catch yourself thinking 'i only put water in this so I won't need to clean it very often'. That is the devil talking. Clean it. Or you will summon the Ooze.

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I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.

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at a lesbian bar wearing a vampire costume: I vish to eat your puvsy *my plastic fangs slip out of my mouth and into someone’s drink* *I cry and pull the fire alarm before running out*

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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

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you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping