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i can appreciate declan lynch because when you’re the oldest sibling it’s true everyone DOES hate you and you never win.

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me: "if aragon was in a mondern au, i feel like he'd be one of those guys who live in a van"

my mom, a genius, tapping into a higher plane of thought: "legolas would be a skateboarder"

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Skating was invented by the government to make us brave for war.

Griffin McElroy

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Fellas is it gay to argue about Japanese car oil?

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Brutus and his girlbosses getting real tired of the new kid on a power trip

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Wishing a happy and successful ides of march to all those who observe

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Y'know, if a formerly well-behaved straight A student suddenly starts almost not passing their classes and crying all the time and getting into trouble, maybe the default conclusion from every authority figure should not be that they are lazy and simply need to pull themselves together. Maybe instead you should give them stimulants or HRT or let them kill their parents and see if one of those three things resolves the issue.

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Dick Grayson

#dick grayson #dc robin #batfam #robin #nightwing #gee wilikers too :(

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You know, it's kinda funny how much of high fantasy centers around kings and nobility and courtly intrigue considering that the archetypal high fantasy, Lord of the Rings, had the rather explicit moral of "saving the world is up to this backwater hick and his gardener because no politician, least of all inherited nobility, would have the ability to see past their own ambition and throw away a weapon". Oh sure, Aragorn is a great king and all, but there's a reason he's over there running a distraction ring while the hobbits do the real work. Sauron loses because he gets distracted by kings and armies and great battles (i.e. typical high fantasy stuff) letting Frodo and Sam sneak through his back door and blow it all to hell.

Just saying, maybe old Jirt knew what he was saying when he said that the small folk doing their best and holding to each other was more powerful than a dozen alliances and superweapons and we should respect him for it.

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Barbin' Time!!!

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You know the biggest loss of the decline of physical media and the rise of streaming? DVD special features.

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i think this is the most normal brother moment they've ever had

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the bride and her ugly ass groom......

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important psa