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Enid *accidentally brushes Wednesday's hand with her own* Wednesday: Wednesday: *aggressively holds Enid's hand* Wednesday, under her breath to Enid: Fucking commit to it.
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Day 3 after Kit Connor was forced to came out: I’m still angry, I think I will never stop of being angry about it. Kit I’m sorry for what the fandom has done to you.
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mara-uders-map · 2 years
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remus: could someone give me a massage? my back has been hurting like crazy
sirius: I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!
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*lily rejecting james for the 100th time*
james: i am single by choice
remus: *snorts* yea but not by yours
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remus and sirius on a date:
sirius: *randomly trips and falls*
remus: are you okay??
*10 minutes later*
sirius: *falls off chair*
remus: heh
*30 minutes later*
sirius: *slips on air and falls in an elevator*
remus: okay I'm genuinely concerned now-
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mara-uders-map · 2 years
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peter: wait...so you like remus?
james: OH GOD NO NOT AGAIN
marlene: PETER WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?? YOU TRAITOR!
sirius: well I'm glad you asked
sirius: *pulls out 10 binders*
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remus, leaving his room after 3 weeks: ooh look the sun!! it's so.. circular!
sirius: ....
remus: and bright
remus: *takes a full 180 and goes back in to hibernate*
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drunk sirius: WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS WE SRE THE CHAMPIONS
drunk james: NO TIME FOR LOSERS CUS WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
james and sirius: OF THE WORLD
remus: um can you please shut the absolute fuck up <33
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lucius when everyone keeps saying they're lgbtq+:
why is eveRYONE SAYING THEY'RE GAY PREMIUM?!???
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sirius: *humming under his breath*
remus: what song is that i think i've heard it somewhere?
sirius, panicking: uh, uh it's a uh-
remus: ...?
sirius: my money don't jiggle jiggle it folds, i'd like to see you wiggle wiggle for sure
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mara-uders-map · 2 years
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sometime in 3rd year:
sirius: hey remus, can i borrow a notebook?
remus: sure
sirius: *picks up a notebook and sees a page with his name written all over*
remus: NOT THAT ONE! *snatches notebook*
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james and regulus are the personification of "i see the best in people and i see the worst" and no-one can convince me otherwise
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james *points at sirius' hair*: knot
james *points at regulus*: hot
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lily: lie still you've lost a lot of blood!!
regulus: no i haven't, i know exactly where it is! *proceeds to point at a pool of blood next to him*
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sirius to the marauders: i would walk through fire for you guys
sirius: well not walk through fire, remus would kill me if i died. maybe a super humid room
sirius: but not too humid, because my hair
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sirius: for once could you please just try and see things from my perspective?
remus: if that's what you want then
remus: *lies down on the floor*
sirius: you're a fucking dick
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