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Hnnng I want another tattoo but I have no money and no ideas

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saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”

me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶

#90 isnt my favorate but i can deal #and sometimes its real nice actuslly #90 degrees perfect beach weather

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As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

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glasses: ON

cloak and boots: DONNED

earrings: GAY

spells: WHIMSICAL

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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

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brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married

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one of my favorite things in dunmeshi is how chilchuck turns out to be the guy in the party with the least to hide despite how much he goes out of his way to act all secretive. like the more we learn about everyone else it seems like they’ve all got like trauma or crimes or even just oddities that they don’t share explicitly not bc they’re hiding anything, but just because it’s never come up, or it’s too much of a hassle to explain, or it just didn’t occur to them. meanwhile, Normal Man Chilchuck is finding new gray hairs every morning because his friends want to know how old he is and his darkest secret is that his wife left him for being… too secretive. like up against a monster-phile, a dark mage, a circus attraction and Schrödinger’s cannibal, him making such a big deal out of having three adult kids is kinda epic

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what if thistle had confronted senshi before the story started?

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My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

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loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s

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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

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i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^

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Dendrogaster (a crustacean that parasitizes starfish)

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