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#the sopranos #his 2020 serve #whoops wrong blog

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*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

#this is why ezio had to retire

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the fact that any video game ever gets made is a fucking miracle, let alone good ones.

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the water is kneedeep….

#ezio auditore #altaïr ibn la'ahad #blorbos...

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make me choose → maria thorpe or claudia auditore (asked by anonymous)

#ac #ii #nothing is true. everything is queued.

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i recommend every history student to play the appropriate assassin’s creed game before starting to learn about a subject bc it makes everything 10000% funnier like. hey. i know this guy. he had an unresolved yet undeniable homoerotic sexual tension with my favorite video game man. what’s he doing here.

#what prev said

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"I’d been at The Old Avery. There were other taverns in Nassau, of course, and other brothels too, and I’d be lying if I said I didn’t avail myself of both, but it was to The Old Avery that I returned, where Anne Bonny the barmaid would serve drinks (and there was no one prettier who ever bent to a bunghole with a tankard in her hand than Anne Bonny), where I’d spent so many happy hours in appreciation of that fine posterior."

ASSASSIN’S CREED: BLACK FLAG

#iv black flag #nothing is true. everything is queued.

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#origins #nothing is true. everything is queued.

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did somebody say

✨ 𝓢𝓛𝓐𝓨 ✨

he's the only one who didn't get to dress up desmond's hoodie doesn't count bcs they literally are the same model

mostly inspired by this mod on nexusmods that gave altaïr new robes ✷

#altaïr ibn la'ahad #BABY BOY !!!!!!

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ASSASSIN’S CREED (2007)

#ac #nothing is true. everything is queued.

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Been playing AC 2 a lot lately

#ezio auditore #nothing is true. everything is queued.

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I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

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odyssey isn't even my top 5 ac games but i miss playing it every single day of my life. you understand

#you do understand right... #i also want to replay the ezio trilogy and since i can't decide i have been playing neither

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Happy birthday, man:>

#ezio auditore #nothing is true. everything is queued.

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treating the brain to a mod folder re-organisation for the sims 4

#sorry i mean cc. you get it

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treating the brain to a mod folder re-organisation for the sims 4

#i don't know exactly what is being accomplished but i FEEL better for it. i think. maybe

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Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag (2013) ◇

#iv black flag #nothing is true. everything is queued.