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marinashutup · 5 years
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having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible
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marinashutup · 5 years
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i fuckin hate that emoji face that’s laughing and crying at the same time, people will put it on literally anything like my friends were planning a picnic and someone was like ‘i’ll bring some crisps’ and used that face as if you would actually laugh so hard that u cried at the idea of bringing crisps to a picnic
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marinashutup · 5 years
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Is there an actual reason for why every Gamestop is so damn small? Everytime I go in one it’s like walking inside someone’s closet
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marinashutup · 5 years
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marinashutup · 5 years
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i think yall are just pretending to have an excess of black bile so the doctors will give you more leeches
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marinashutup · 5 years
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One of my new friends: *uses their own slang that I have never used before in my life*
Me subconciously:
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marinashutup · 5 years
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What do you think about the sex strike? Why do you think women who have sex with men (mediocre sex at that) are reluctant to give it up?
Because that completely misses the fucking point.
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marinashutup · 5 years
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marinashutup · 5 years
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yall ever think abt how female body types have trends .. like how certain physical attributes on women can be in fashion … how we’re forced to live our life as a commodity. wack !
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marinashutup · 5 years
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Me when my dog does something bad and my whole family starts getting mad at him
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marinashutup · 5 years
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do people really think their “make american gay again” hats are worth everyone thinking they’re a white supremacist from far away
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marinashutup · 5 years
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gofundme.com/LMFwater 
Flint, Michigan w/o tap drinkable water for 1,806 days is a “true” emergency. The contamination of Flint’s water was authorized by Flint’s Governor, Rick Snyder & his lackeys.
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marinashutup · 5 years
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In case anyone needs a little love on their dash today
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marinashutup · 5 years
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when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years
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marinashutup · 5 years
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If You’re Gonna Make Something Wheelchair Accessible, Don’t Make it a Thing
Here’s some examples awkward accessibility being a thing:
Your at a hotel that has a lift to get you from one sub-floor to another, but the lift can only be unlocked and operated by one specific person that the hotel now has to go find. Sure, they’ve made the entrance to the sub-floor is accessible, but now it’s a thing.
The buses are wheelchair accessible but the driver has to stop the bus, take 30 seconds to lower the goddamn ramp, move passengers out of their seats, hook up the straps and then secure you in the bus. Sure, they’ve made the busses accessible but now it’s a thing.
The restaurant has an accessible entrance, but it’s past the trash room and through the kitchen. Sure, the restaurant is accessible, but now it’s an insulting thing.
Here’s some great examples of accessibility not being a thing:
The train to the airport pulls up flush with the platform. I board with everyone else and sit wherever the fuck I want. Riding the train is accessible and not a thing.
In Portland, I press a button the side of the streetcar and a ramp automatically extends at the same time the door opens. I board in the same amount of time as everyone else. This is not a thing.
I get that it is difficult to design for wheelchair accessibility, but folks need to start considering the overall quality of the experience versus just thinking about meeting the minimum requirements.
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